An Asshole and Terminator: tSCC

Jan 14, 2008 16:15

The mighty "Gabe" from Penny Arcade in a typically hilarious update briefly links his faithful readers (also the unfaithful ones) to this article. He (I'm paraphrasing) mentions some minor dislike for its author. Obviously I had to read the article in question (in question indeed). Holy SHIT this guy. I mean. It's hard to read an article full of such flat out → irresponsibly incorrect ← vilifications without exploding. Well it is for me anyway. If I could kill someone by thinking about it really, REALLY hard (and I'm trying) you can bet this man's rotten skeleton would be drying right now in whatever foul human juices had not yet been lapped up by the various carrion creatures that had picked his fetid meat from his accursed bones. I want it so badly.

Also, I liked the pilot of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. It didn't grab me, but I'll give it time. Interestingly I believe the next new episode is on tonight. Without spoilers, allow me to present to you my personal plan, should I suddenly find myself in Sarah Connor's position.

Step 1. Take friendly Terminator to CNN (or whichever giant media group you prefer).
Step 2. Prove that it's all true, immediately unifying the world into preventing the robopacalypse (and if they still can't pull it together after that, seriously, let the goddamn robots get the game point).
Step 3. Cake. Also profit.

Just sayin'.

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