Ooh, it's the end-of-year meme ( Read more... )

It’s been almost a month since my last post, a spectacular example of my ineffectuality. I have so much to tell you, I’ll try to keep it brief, you don't even have to read it all thanks to my cunning font manipulation ( Read more... )

First and foremost, I love this song. This is everything that proper, silly, evil metal should be, it's the most fun you can have with your clothes on. I have strayed far from my roots with all this electro-house nonsense and Kovenant are going to save my soul, I just know it ( Read more... )

The bad news is that I received a Court Summons in the post this morning. The good news is I was able to use my superior knowledge of whisker genres to inform a previously ignorant young man at work of the nature and history of his beard (It was a Newgate Fringe). I don't think I made a friend so much as isolated myself, but the important thing is ( Read more... )

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )