Hey, it's that thing everyone's doing!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the_leechwife sent to me...
Twelve freaks drumming
Eleven flowers piping
Ten curiosities a-leaping
Nine books dancing
Eight zombies a-dancing
Seven corsets a-writing
Six leeches a-gurning
Five abso-o-o-olutely fabulous
Four william morris
Three ginger snaps
Two scowling things
...and an uruk-hai in a rhapsody.
My favorite one is the leeches gurning, I can just picture their little faces!