Oh fudge! I wondered why Alan Rickman was ignoring me; it was his birthday on the 21st and I completely forgot. I dread to think how much oral sex it’s going to take to make it up to him this time ( Read more... )

It’s been almost a month since my last post, a spectacular example of my ineffectuality. I have so much to tell you, I’ll try to keep it brief, you don't even have to read it all thanks to my cunning font manipulation ( Read more... )

When I grow up, I'm going to be a university lecturer, preferably the head of an entire department, so I can fuck people around and screw with the timetable and generally make things as hard as possible (No offence to all my lecturer friends on here, I'm sure you are very efficient ( Read more... )

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I think men are wonderful.

I'll probably never say that again.

( You've been wondering what I'm up to, no doubt. )

Hello Lovely Lumps ( Read more... )

Last week, I succumbed to peer pressure and got a Facebook. It is horribly addictive ( Read more... )

I'm quite sure I've been up to some marvelous shenanigans, but I have to flip back through my diary to remember where I was at the time.

Last week was nothing short of amazing and involved an intense few days of drinking. I was convinced for a while that the household and some man creatures went to see my friends' funk band Ruby Groove on the ( Read more... )

I can safely say I made the most of the weekend. Most of you were with me during it and I'm quite tired now, so I shan't trouble you with much in the way of a review, but I know you're all eager to see if you were good-looking/ drunk enough to be in any of my somewhat unfocused photographs. I warn you that this is the largest collection of totally ( Read more... )

Last year was quite disappointing, in part because I missed so many films, gigs and shows that looked amazing (I missed Lordi for heavens sake, I may as well just die). This year I am doing a very excellent job of making amends, despite my financial agony, and am having a whale of a time ( Read more... )