Oh god, what the hell did I just write? I’m not even cruel enough to blame ew_younerd for this, even though she inspired me. Um, this is OC/Sasuke, Kishimoto/Sasuke, Neji/Gai, Kakashi/Sakura/Naruto/Sasuke and Gai/Sasuke. Crack. Deliberately Bad Angst. Vague porn ( Read more... )

Untitled
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: Sasuke lost a bet, and Naruto gets to top! Crack.

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Contemplate
By: (Yami) White Rain.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Animorphs.
Notes: Happy Birthday, talymil! Sorry it’s a little late ( Read more... )

Protégé
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Naruto.
Pairing: Shego/Sasuke, sort of
Summary: Drakken gave her a shocked look. “Of course. It would be rude to buy supplies for my new protégé!”
Warnings: Crack and some mild smut.

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Episode 101. Most of the fandom agrees: some good crack, there ( Read more... )

Muffytaj wrote a script for Ishida and Sakura and showed it to me. It was so funny that I needed to be made into a full-fledged fic. She said I could and here it is ( Read more... )

Since both Muffy and I are review whores, from time to time we’ll also post our cracky one-shots. And what’s more cracky then Sasuke going through puberty?

Fantasy
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Sasuke, Itachi/Sasuke, Gaara/Sasuke, Shino/Sasuke, Zabuza/Haku/Sasuke, Summary: At fourteen, ( Read more... )