Protégé
Protégé
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Naruto.
Pairing: Shego/Sasuke, sort of
Summary: Drakken gave her a shocked look. “Of course. It would be rude to buy supplies for my new protégé!”
Warnings: Crack and some mild smut.
“Shego!” Drakken said in his ‘excited voice’. “Guess what?”
Shego continued to file her nails for a long moment while she estimated how stupid the news would be. On a scale of one to ten…
Drakken put his hands on his hips, “Shego, didn’t we have a talk about evil villain and his henchmen and how the henchmen is supposed to act?”
A six to be distracted so easily.
Shego looked up and Drakken gave her an oddly serious look and said, “We’re going to need to redecorate one of our guestrooms. I already have a unicorn theme picked out!”
Okay, make that an eight.
“Why?” Shego asked, standing up. “And, more importantly, do I get to steal it?”
Drakken gave her a shocked look. “Of course. It would be rude to buy supplies for my new protégé!”
“Protégé?” Shego asked faintly, almost feeling sorry for the poor fool.
“Oh yes!” Drakken said, taking several quick steps over to her and handing her a photograph of a very pretty person with dark eyes and hair and skin she was immanently jealous of.
“Is it a boy or a girl?” Shego asked after inspecting the picture for a long moment.
“I don’t know. I thought it would be rude to ask,” Drakken said.
“Did you ask for a name?” Shego said, trying not to speak as if Drakken were a small child.
“He or she said his or her name was Uchiha Sasuke, and I’m not sure if it’s a boy or girl name. At any rate, he or she looks like a unicorn person, right? I thought ducks at first, but that might be insulting, considering the hair. Unicorns surrounded by blue and white lace and pillows is what we’ll go with.”
A full-fledged ten, Shego thought faintly as Drakken hummed and danced around the room. She better make sure to stalk up on aspirin.
-
The next day, Sasuke, arrived.
“Well, what do you think?” Drakken said, opening the door to the room that he’d worked all night on decorating. The room was tastefully covered in blue and white with a few unicorns added around the room to spice it up.
“I’m not a girl,” Sasuke said, when he eyed the unicorns and glared.
Shego raised an eyebrow at the look in his face. It wasn’t too bad.
“But the curtains, wallpaper and bedding match,” Sasuke continued, “Although the carpeting is off.”
Drakken’s face dropped.
“But the unicorns are a tasteful distraction from that,” Sasuke finished.
“Sure about not being a girl?” Sheogo said.
Sasuke’s shot his head to left to glare at her, but before he could say anything, Drakken grabbed his shoulders and said, “just ignore her. She’s just the help. Evil villains always have help, but I’ve heard that most aren’t as snippy as her.”
Drakken led him out of the room, but Sasuke shot her one last glance.
Shego’s conclusion: the idea was still very stupid, but it could be fun for her.
-
“The first thing an evil villain must learn is the subtle art of mind games,” Drakken said, pointer in his hand and a black board stationed behind him.
Sasuke, sitting at a desk, was giving him his full attention.
Shego leaned against the door and watched. She didn’t even need a nail file; this would be entertaining enough on its own.
“I am a master of mind games. It’s an art-form that one must be natural at to master completely, but anyone can learn it with the right - Shego, what, may I ask is so funny?”
Shego was able to catch her breath after a long moment, “I’m sorry, Doctor. D. I thought you were supposed to teach the kid something you actually know about. I knew you couldn’t do it, but mind games, really. A small child can manipulate you. A ten-year-old outwits you on a weekly basis.”
“Kim Possible and her team,” Drakken hissed, “Are no ordinary children!”
“Doctor D., let me handle this much. I think the kid may have some talent.”
Drakken pouted, “But I want to teach him! I even got a black board, chock, and a pointer! And I stayed up all night making this lesson plan!”
Shego walked over to him and patted him on the shoulder. “You mother brought you some cookies and Kimmie is visiting her family in Florida for a week. Why don’t you make yourself a big glass of milk to go with them as you plot your next scheme to finally defeat her?”
“Really? Cookies?” Drakken said and then narrowed his eyes. “Which ones?”
“The ones with no calories,” Shego said and Drakken’s eyes light up as he ran out of the room.
Sasuke blinked and said, “I think he lied to me. I thought he pictures were forged but - ” He stopped abruptly.
Shego gave him a long look. “How old are you?”
“Thirteen,” he muttered.
There might still be some time, and she’s seen him fight. He was very good. “Kid, follow me, I think I may be able to teach you a thing or two.”
-
Shego pointed to her bed and Sasuke sat down and looked up at her.
“Motive. Why do you want to be evil?”
“I have to kill a man and I need to get power through hatred,” Sasuke said in an even voice, “And the most hateful people I’ve met are very evil.”
Shego gave him a long, hard look and he didn’t squirm. There may be some hope for him.
“What makes you think hating will give you power?” Shego asked.
When he didn’t respond, Shego raised an eyebrow and said, “Well, maybe Drakken is the right teacher for you.”
Sasuke struggled for a moment and Shego thought, for a moment, that he might stay silent, but instead he said, matter-of-factly, “My brother told me so.”
“And what makes you think you’re brother is right?”
Sasuke pressed his lips together and looked down.
Shego walked over to him and sat down next to him. She pulled him into a hug, and he stiffed, but didn’t try and move away.
Taking the tone her mother had when Shego was a child, she said, “Did he hurt you?”
Sasuke bit his bottom lip, but said nothing.
Shego pushed him away and said, “Well, if you’re going to keep secrets from us, this may not be the best place for you. I’ll talk to Drakken about sending you back to where you came from.”
Sasuke’s eyes widened and he opened his mouth, but the words were clearly stuck in his throat.
“Orochimaru was it?” Shego said, tapping her chin.
Sasuke’s face dropped and Shego’s lips twitched into a smirk. “I did some research why Drakken was decorating your room. Apparently, he has a high bounty on you. I’ve heard rumors about him, I expect you won’t go unpunished for running away. Are the rumors true about his ability to get inside your head to torture you?”
Something broke in the back of Sasuke’s eyes as Shego continued. “I could use the money for - ”
Sasuke bowed his head and said softly, “Itachi killed our clan. He told me to hate him to get as powerful as him.”
And he’d been doing just as he was told, Shego guessed.
“If you want to be evil -,” she started.
Sasuke looked up and gave her an almost hopeful look.
“Best place for you is beside someone who has what it takes to be an evil overlord,” Sasuke bristled as Shego continued, “More specifically in bed.”
“What!”
“You’re pretty and broken,” Shego said. “Strong, though. But, mostly, I suspect you’ll find yourself most useful with your legs spread apart.”
“Your wrong,” Sasuke said.
Shego grinned at him as she pushed him down on the bed and began to nibble on his neck. He began to shudder under her slightly. Shego sunk her teeth into the pinwheel mark on his neck and a little moan escaped his mouth.
She gently nudged her hands up his shirt and began to pinch his nipple as bit down harder on his neck. Tiny noises began to spill out of his mouth and Shego felt his hardness next to her knee.
She gently traced her spare hand down his side and she could hear his heartbeat quicken and his moans took a needy, pleasant tone.
Shego straddled his hips and pushed herself up. She looked down at his dilated eyes and flushed face as he tried to stop the noises coming out of his mouth. She pressed her hands on his shoulders and dug her nails into the soft flesh until small drops of blood began to drip down his shoulders.
His mewls had became softer, but more frantic and he was pressing grinding his hips against her, probably unknowingly.
Shego had planned to stop right then, figuring she’d made her point, but Sasuke’s moans and flushed skin were doing pleasant things to her body.
After a moment she decided adding pedophile to her resume couldn’t hurt as she tore off his shirt and leaned down to pressed her lips against his.
“Shego! Sasuke!” Drakken called as he opened the door to Shego’s room, “I’ve got the perfect - Shego, what!”
Shego pulled up from the kiss, and enjoyed the needy look in Sasuke’s eyes, “hey, I’m busy here. So leave before I’m forced to hurt you.”
Drakken shut the door and his footsteps echoed loudly as he ran down the hall.
Shego looked down at Sasuke, who had caught his breath. “Convinced that you’d best be a concubine yet?”
Sasuke tensed, clearly about to push her off, when she pinched his nipple again. His shoulders slumped as he began to whimper.
“I’ll just have to teach you,” Shego said as she dug her nails into his nipple harder and felt his cock respond positively.
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Naruto.
Pairing: Shego/Sasuke, sort of
Summary: Drakken gave her a shocked look. “Of course. It would be rude to buy supplies for my new protégé!”
Warnings: Crack and some mild smut.
“Shego!” Drakken said in his ‘excited voice’. “Guess what?”
Shego continued to file her nails for a long moment while she estimated how stupid the news would be. On a scale of one to ten…
Drakken put his hands on his hips, “Shego, didn’t we have a talk about evil villain and his henchmen and how the henchmen is supposed to act?”
A six to be distracted so easily.
Shego looked up and Drakken gave her an oddly serious look and said, “We’re going to need to redecorate one of our guestrooms. I already have a unicorn theme picked out!”
Okay, make that an eight.
“Why?” Shego asked, standing up. “And, more importantly, do I get to steal it?”
Drakken gave her a shocked look. “Of course. It would be rude to buy supplies for my new protégé!”
“Protégé?” Shego asked faintly, almost feeling sorry for the poor fool.
“Oh yes!” Drakken said, taking several quick steps over to her and handing her a photograph of a very pretty person with dark eyes and hair and skin she was immanently jealous of.
“Is it a boy or a girl?” Shego asked after inspecting the picture for a long moment.
“I don’t know. I thought it would be rude to ask,” Drakken said.
“Did you ask for a name?” Shego said, trying not to speak as if Drakken were a small child.
“He or she said his or her name was Uchiha Sasuke, and I’m not sure if it’s a boy or girl name. At any rate, he or she looks like a unicorn person, right? I thought ducks at first, but that might be insulting, considering the hair. Unicorns surrounded by blue and white lace and pillows is what we’ll go with.”
A full-fledged ten, Shego thought faintly as Drakken hummed and danced around the room. She better make sure to stalk up on aspirin.
-
The next day, Sasuke, arrived.
“Well, what do you think?” Drakken said, opening the door to the room that he’d worked all night on decorating. The room was tastefully covered in blue and white with a few unicorns added around the room to spice it up.
“I’m not a girl,” Sasuke said, when he eyed the unicorns and glared.
Shego raised an eyebrow at the look in his face. It wasn’t too bad.
“But the curtains, wallpaper and bedding match,” Sasuke continued, “Although the carpeting is off.”
Drakken’s face dropped.
“But the unicorns are a tasteful distraction from that,” Sasuke finished.
“Sure about not being a girl?” Sheogo said.
Sasuke’s shot his head to left to glare at her, but before he could say anything, Drakken grabbed his shoulders and said, “just ignore her. She’s just the help. Evil villains always have help, but I’ve heard that most aren’t as snippy as her.”
Drakken led him out of the room, but Sasuke shot her one last glance.
Shego’s conclusion: the idea was still very stupid, but it could be fun for her.
-
“The first thing an evil villain must learn is the subtle art of mind games,” Drakken said, pointer in his hand and a black board stationed behind him.
Sasuke, sitting at a desk, was giving him his full attention.
Shego leaned against the door and watched. She didn’t even need a nail file; this would be entertaining enough on its own.
“I am a master of mind games. It’s an art-form that one must be natural at to master completely, but anyone can learn it with the right - Shego, what, may I ask is so funny?”
Shego was able to catch her breath after a long moment, “I’m sorry, Doctor. D. I thought you were supposed to teach the kid something you actually know about. I knew you couldn’t do it, but mind games, really. A small child can manipulate you. A ten-year-old outwits you on a weekly basis.”
“Kim Possible and her team,” Drakken hissed, “Are no ordinary children!”
“Doctor D., let me handle this much. I think the kid may have some talent.”
Drakken pouted, “But I want to teach him! I even got a black board, chock, and a pointer! And I stayed up all night making this lesson plan!”
Shego walked over to him and patted him on the shoulder. “You mother brought you some cookies and Kimmie is visiting her family in Florida for a week. Why don’t you make yourself a big glass of milk to go with them as you plot your next scheme to finally defeat her?”
“Really? Cookies?” Drakken said and then narrowed his eyes. “Which ones?”
“The ones with no calories,” Shego said and Drakken’s eyes light up as he ran out of the room.
Sasuke blinked and said, “I think he lied to me. I thought he pictures were forged but - ” He stopped abruptly.
Shego gave him a long look. “How old are you?”
“Thirteen,” he muttered.
There might still be some time, and she’s seen him fight. He was very good. “Kid, follow me, I think I may be able to teach you a thing or two.”
-
Shego pointed to her bed and Sasuke sat down and looked up at her.
“Motive. Why do you want to be evil?”
“I have to kill a man and I need to get power through hatred,” Sasuke said in an even voice, “And the most hateful people I’ve met are very evil.”
Shego gave him a long, hard look and he didn’t squirm. There may be some hope for him.
“What makes you think hating will give you power?” Shego asked.
When he didn’t respond, Shego raised an eyebrow and said, “Well, maybe Drakken is the right teacher for you.”
Sasuke struggled for a moment and Shego thought, for a moment, that he might stay silent, but instead he said, matter-of-factly, “My brother told me so.”
“And what makes you think you’re brother is right?”
Sasuke pressed his lips together and looked down.
Shego walked over to him and sat down next to him. She pulled him into a hug, and he stiffed, but didn’t try and move away.
Taking the tone her mother had when Shego was a child, she said, “Did he hurt you?”
Sasuke bit his bottom lip, but said nothing.
Shego pushed him away and said, “Well, if you’re going to keep secrets from us, this may not be the best place for you. I’ll talk to Drakken about sending you back to where you came from.”
Sasuke’s eyes widened and he opened his mouth, but the words were clearly stuck in his throat.
“Orochimaru was it?” Shego said, tapping her chin.
Sasuke’s face dropped and Shego’s lips twitched into a smirk. “I did some research why Drakken was decorating your room. Apparently, he has a high bounty on you. I’ve heard rumors about him, I expect you won’t go unpunished for running away. Are the rumors true about his ability to get inside your head to torture you?”
Something broke in the back of Sasuke’s eyes as Shego continued. “I could use the money for - ”
Sasuke bowed his head and said softly, “Itachi killed our clan. He told me to hate him to get as powerful as him.”
And he’d been doing just as he was told, Shego guessed.
“If you want to be evil -,” she started.
Sasuke looked up and gave her an almost hopeful look.
“Best place for you is beside someone who has what it takes to be an evil overlord,” Sasuke bristled as Shego continued, “More specifically in bed.”
“What!”
“You’re pretty and broken,” Shego said. “Strong, though. But, mostly, I suspect you’ll find yourself most useful with your legs spread apart.”
“Your wrong,” Sasuke said.
Shego grinned at him as she pushed him down on the bed and began to nibble on his neck. He began to shudder under her slightly. Shego sunk her teeth into the pinwheel mark on his neck and a little moan escaped his mouth.
She gently nudged her hands up his shirt and began to pinch his nipple as bit down harder on his neck. Tiny noises began to spill out of his mouth and Shego felt his hardness next to her knee.
She gently traced her spare hand down his side and she could hear his heartbeat quicken and his moans took a needy, pleasant tone.
Shego straddled his hips and pushed herself up. She looked down at his dilated eyes and flushed face as he tried to stop the noises coming out of his mouth. She pressed her hands on his shoulders and dug her nails into the soft flesh until small drops of blood began to drip down his shoulders.
His mewls had became softer, but more frantic and he was pressing grinding his hips against her, probably unknowingly.
Shego had planned to stop right then, figuring she’d made her point, but Sasuke’s moans and flushed skin were doing pleasant things to her body.
After a moment she decided adding pedophile to her resume couldn’t hurt as she tore off his shirt and leaned down to pressed her lips against his.
“Shego! Sasuke!” Drakken called as he opened the door to Shego’s room, “I’ve got the perfect - Shego, what!”
Shego pulled up from the kiss, and enjoyed the needy look in Sasuke’s eyes, “hey, I’m busy here. So leave before I’m forced to hurt you.”
Drakken shut the door and his footsteps echoed loudly as he ran down the hall.
Shego looked down at Sasuke, who had caught his breath. “Convinced that you’d best be a concubine yet?”
Sasuke tensed, clearly about to push her off, when she pinched his nipple again. His shoulders slumped as he began to whimper.
“I’ll just have to teach you,” Shego said as she dug her nails into his nipple harder and felt his cock respond positively.