Comments | tf_bunny_farm: Too quiet

lapinporokoira in tf_bunny_farm

Too quiet

Jul 12, 2008 17:32

Yes I have been too quiet here but I've got 24 bunnies to bring.

1. An alternative to the early days of the transformers. Cybertron was originally an organic planet, populated by flesh beings,. However, though their minds were sharp, their bodies were weak. Survival was poor amongst this unknown species so they developed an exoskeleton to protect ( Read more... )

swoop, constructicons, simmons, red alert, frenzy, ratchet, crossover, prime, perceptor, scorponok, judy, sideswipe, sam, spark, chromia, seekers, cybertron, hook, twins, ironhide, sunstreaker, bumblebee, mirage, spike, arcee, cliffjumper, mini-bots, soundwave, cosmos, megatron, shockwave, blackout, blaster, witwicky

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cindy_73 July 12 2008, 20:00:39 UTC

12. The Constructicons get a crazy idea when they hear about the tower of Babylon.

I might have to do this one. Its got that Cthulhu Mythos feel all over it! :D It would fit well as a sequal to my story Pieeeeeennnngggaaaa.

lapinporokoira July 12 2008, 20:06:59 UTC

I love the Cthulhi stuff. Don't understand much of it but lopve it nontheless. Going to read your story !

cindy_73 July 12 2008, 21:24:01 UTC

I hope you like it. I might have to go over it again like the Highway to Hell fic, I found a few minor one that really need fixxing.

lapinporokoira July 14 2008, 20:37:15 UTC

I did indeed. Loved it in fact.

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norielit July 12 2008, 20:58:35 UTC

5. What do you buy an intellectual like Perceptor for his creation day?
Transformer size kitty jimjams, and kitty slippers?

Actually, that's a very good question. Only, ya know, with Perceptor you could probably just grab anything that might capture his attention... Just make sure he hasn't seen it already.

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either.
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )

Not me, nope. I totally didn't think of Perceptor. Except, ya know, I did. *looks offended* What!? It's logical! Seriously, though - they took him in Cosmic Rust, so they probably feel safer kidnapping someone they already know how to deal with.

9. Who shall rescue the beauty that sleeps atop the tallest tower of a castle over-run by thorns ( ... )

lapinporokoira July 14 2008, 20:47:16 UTC

Actually, that's a very good question. Only, ya know, with Perceptor you could probably just grab anything that might capture his attention... Just make sure he hasn't seen it already.

Surely that's an impossible task?! :)

Not me, nope. I totally didn't think of Perceptor. Except, ya know, I did. *looks offended* What!? It's logical! Seriously, though - they took him in Cosmic Rust, so they probably feel safer kidnapping someone they already know how to deal with.

Good point actually. I've forgotten about that episode.
I would also assume the Decepticons would feel safer without contracting the ire of either the remainder of a gestalt or four angry dinobots coming for their kidnapped comrade.

*snorts* Oh, I do hope someone writes this. It would be hilarious to read. Because you know that, even in this situation, Sunstreaker would still be preening. And all the pranks Sideswipe would play on the queen for taking his brother!Sunstreaker: Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most gorgious looking one of all ( ... )

kirin_saga July 12 2008, 22:33:35 UTC

5. What do you buy an intellectual like Perceptor for his creation day?
Transformer size kitty jimjams, and kitty slippers?

Calculators! You'd be surprised how much fun they are. Actually, norielit has the right idea.

6. Perceptor is like an addiction, everyone wants a piece of him. Even Perceptor is addicted to himself.

Orgy with slutty!Perceptor. *is suddenly picturing Hound using his holograms to look like Perceptor so it looks like Perceptor is interfacing with himself* I have a dirty, dirty mind.

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either.
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )*tries to look innocent* *fails* THEY HAVE PERCEPTOR! And Hook is hurt... Poor baby! *hugs Hook ( ... )

lapinporokoira July 14 2008, 20:59:51 UTC

Calculators! You'd be surprised how much fun they are. Actually, norielit has the right idea.

I used to make those words you can on a calculator.

Orgy with slutty!Perceptor. *is suddenly picturing Hound using his holograms to look like Perceptor so it looks like Perceptor is interfacing with himself* I have a dirty, dirty mind.

*backs away slowly*

*tries to look innocent* *fails* THEY HAVE PERCEPTOR! And Hook is hurt... Poor baby! *hugs Hook*

Hook: *groans in pain*
Perceptor: *wearing a pink apron and making the rounds* "I'll be with you, Hook, as soon as I finish with Megatron."
Megatron: *pretending to be sick so Perceptor can nurse him back to health*
Hook: *glares at Megatron and Perceptor* *wonders if he's imagining the apron*

*Hugs Hook* Pink isn't your colour anyway.

Swoop in a cape would be cute, but... *sees Super!Rumble fly by* that Cassette stole his cape.

Oh Yes! SuperRumble would certainly be better.
Me: Now, now Swoop. Who wants a cape when you can have a Batman constume?

Megatron: *stares at tower ( ... )

kirin_saga July 15 2008, 09:16:13 UTC

*Hugs Hook* Pink isn't your colour anyway.

Pink may not be Hook's color, but Perceptor looks adorable in it.

Oh Yes! SuperRumble would certainly be better.
Me: Now, now Swoop. Who wants a cape when you can have a Batman constume?

Grimlock: "No! Me Batman! You Swoop be Robin."
Swoop: *pouts*

And if Perceptor had a female spark then that would solve the answer why he won't put out.

I hadn't thought of that (don't know why though). Yes, it would.

Perceptor: "Sorry; I can't be with you. I have a female spark."
Autobots and Decepticons: *cry in despair*
Neutral: "If I pay you, will you let me do you anyways? I wouldn't mind having a kid with you."
Perceptor: *stares* "I don't even know who you are."

heslestor July 12 2008, 22:46:18 UTC

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either.
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )

This comm IS full of psychics, I swear it is. I've had a fic languishing around for ages now that is almost the exact same thing. The only difference is that all the Constructicons are gone (for some reason I haven't figured out yet) and that it is Ratchet that they kidnap. Oh, and Ratchet's very protective of younglings, all the cassetticons are younglings. Poor, poor cassettes.
Maybe I should actually start working on it.

lapinporokoira July 14 2008, 21:01:38 UTC

I knew exactly what your reply was going to be. ;)
You should bring it back from the brink of death. I would certainly love to read it.

ratchet73 July 13 2008, 00:31:27 UTC

OMG! Somebody so has to do #9 (sleeping princess sunstreaker) I'm just not funny enough and I'm still working on the Thundercracker and Skywarp fic I grabbed eariler.

lapinporokoira July 14 2008, 21:03:20 UTC

The end of Sleeping Beauty, in order to wake the Princess she has to be kissed by a Prince.

Sideswipe: There are just some things I won't be reduced to.