Too quiet

Jul 12, 2008 17:32

Yes I have been too quiet here but I've got 24 bunnies to bring.

1. An alternative to the early days of the transformers. Cybertron was originally an organic planet, populated by flesh beings,. However, though their minds were sharp, their bodies were weak. Survival was poor amongst this unknown species so they developed an exoskeleton to protect ( Read more... )

swoop, constructicons, simmons, red alert, frenzy, ratchet, crossover, prime, perceptor, scorponok, judy, sideswipe, sam, spark, chromia, seekers, cybertron, hook, twins, ironhide, sunstreaker, bumblebee, mirage, spike, arcee, cliffjumper, mini-bots, soundwave, cosmos, megatron, shockwave, blackout, blaster, witwicky

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lapinporokoira July 14 2008, 20:59:51 UTC


Calculators! You'd be surprised how much fun they are. Actually, norielit has the right idea.

I used to make those words you can on a calculator.

Orgy with slutty!Perceptor. *is suddenly picturing Hound using his holograms to look like Perceptor so it looks like Perceptor is interfacing with himself* I have a dirty, dirty mind.

*backs away slowly*

*tries to look innocent* *fails* THEY HAVE PERCEPTOR! And Hook is hurt... Poor baby! *hugs Hook*

Hook: *groans in pain*
Perceptor: *wearing a pink apron and making the rounds* "I'll be with you, Hook, as soon as I finish with Megatron."
Megatron: *pretending to be sick so Perceptor can nurse him back to health*
Hook: *glares at Megatron and Perceptor* *wonders if he's imagining the apron*

*Hugs Hook* Pink isn't your colour anyway.

Swoop in a cape would be cute, but... *sees Super!Rumble fly by* that Cassette stole his cape.

Oh Yes! SuperRumble would certainly be better.
Me: Now, now Swoop. Who wants a cape when you can have a Batman constume?

Megatron: *stares at tower* "Ok, new rule. The Constructicons are not allowed to watch the History Channel ever again."
Starscream: *watches* "I don't see what the problem is. They said I could be king!" *jumps for joy*
Megatron: "They didn't say you could be king; they said his name made them think of you."
Starscream: "Was his name Star or something?"
Megatron: "No. Nimrod."
Starscream: *glares* "I just asked his name; there's no need to be insulting!"
Megatron: *facepalm*

Then Sunstorm turns up demanding he be made king. And a seeker fight begins.

Sunstreaker/Red Alert... Someone needs to write that pairing!

Yes.
Inferno better watch out though. :D

I like this. *thinks* Let's see... Perceptor would have a femme spark.

Perceptor: *glares* "What makes you think I'm a girl?"
Kirin: *slowly looks 'him' up and down* "Do you really want me to list all of my reasons?"
Perceptor: *sulks*

It was one of the strangest things I've dreamt of.
And if Perceptor had a female spark then that would solve the answer why he won't put out.

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kirin_saga July 15 2008, 09:16:13 UTC
*Hugs Hook* Pink isn't your colour anyway.

Pink may not be Hook's color, but Perceptor looks adorable in it.

Oh Yes! SuperRumble would certainly be better.
Me: Now, now Swoop. Who wants a cape when you can have a Batman constume?

Grimlock: "No! Me Batman! You Swoop be Robin."
Swoop: *pouts*

And if Perceptor had a female spark then that would solve the answer why he won't put out.

I hadn't thought of that (don't know why though). Yes, it would.

Perceptor: "Sorry; I can't be with you. I have a female spark."
Autobots and Decepticons: *cry in despair*
Neutral: "If I pay you, will you let me do you anyways? I wouldn't mind having a kid with you."
Perceptor: *stares* "I don't even know who you are."

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