NINETY-THREE

[tehpuck]

Holly? Lock the door again. I know you said it was locked (didn't you?) but I don't trust your methods. Seven, you know, is a universally revered number, lock it and unlock it seven times. Just to make sure. It would be ridiculous for someone of my caliber to get stolen from, much less to have a break-in of any sort. Aren't we supposed to have anti

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[sohappyforyou]

Yes, Lock yourself inside and save the rest of the population from your idiocy.

[tehpuck]

If anything, I'm saving myself. Do you have any idea how dirty you people are? Even in this era! You'd think, by know, you'd have figured out to use soap, seeing as you people did invent it, but no, of course not, that would just be entirely too fortuitous for someone of my fantastic luck.

[sohappyforyou]

Oh, do shut up.

[tehpuck]

If I recall correctly, you started the conversation, which really only proves that you people are obsessed with me. Stay away, I want no part in it unless you can prove you aren't diseased.

[cal_sitter]

As relieved as I am to see you display a measure of modesty, I can't help but be concerned by the manner in which it's manifested.

[tehpuck]

What is that supposed to mean? Is this some roundabout way of asking me on another one of your heroic adventures? Because I'm not going. They always end up in ruined shirts.

[cal_sitter]

It's means I'm concerned at your sudden paranoia.

[tehpuck]

I'm not paranoid. I'm being perfectly rational in the face of several newly-discovered dangers.

[bitingnightmare]

Private business? You'd think you were pay-per-view material.

[tehpuck]

I am. But there isn't really a price high enough to warrant the type of entertainment I bring, so, really, what's the point?

[bitingnightmare]

You could dedicate your skills to higher learning.

[tehpuck]

Been there, done that. I'd say something witty about a T-shirt, but at they weren't yet invented in Sappho's time.

[ishiah]

I'll see that the bar is stocking Poland mineral water if you'd care to come by after midnight, Mr. Hughes.

[tehpuck]

I assure you that the reason I'm not laughing is because your joke isn't funny, not because I forgot to laugh or any such nonsense.

[ishiah]

I stand assured, and the invitation remains open. Three of my staff are affected, you can be assured that all glasses are scrupulously clean.

[tehpuck]

I'll think on it. Just as soon as I finish cleaning the apartment. And fixing the windows.