NINETY-THREE

[tehpuck]

Holly? Lock the door again. I know you said it was locked (didn't you?) but I don't trust your methods. Seven, you know, is a universally revered number, lock it and unlock it seven times. Just to make sure. It would be ridiculous for someone of my caliber to get stolen from, much less to have a break-in of any sort. Aren't we supposed to have anti

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[sohappyforyou]

Yes, Lock yourself inside and save the rest of the population from your idiocy.

[tehpuck]

If anything, I'm saving myself. Do you have any idea how dirty you people are? Even in this era! You'd think, by know, you'd have figured out to use soap, seeing as you people did invent it, but no, of course not, that would just be entirely too fortuitous for someone of my fantastic luck.

[sohappyforyou]

Oh, do shut up.

[tehpuck]

If I recall correctly, you started the conversation, which really only proves that you people are obsessed with me. Stay away, I want no part in it unless you can prove you aren't diseased.

[sohappyforyou]

I guess this is my punishment for being nice to a jerk.

[tehpuck]

You ever never nice, if I recall correctly, and I do. I can hardly recall a conversation that didn't involve an insult. For a fine example, look at this one.

[sohappyforyou]

I am nice. You just tend to ride my nerves.

I didn't insult you when we first met. Therefore you recall wrong.

[tehpuck]

If you were really nice, you'd deal with it.

Atora, I have thousands of years of memory and incidents far more important than various conversations with a passingly attractive girl with an attitude problem. I'm sorry if I can't keep it all at the front of my mind, but I do prioritize.

[sohappyforyou]

......

Screw being nice. I'm going to hit you.

[tehpuck]

Wash your hands first.

Not that you'll actually be able to hit me, but I'll be nice and entertain the notion.