Lest you think that I am all work and no play:

I recently re-watched Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl at a party. Some things never get old for me.

Black Pearl's crew: *storm the beach, roaring like orcs*

Me: :D :D :D *heart hands* shine on, you crazy wonderful diamondsPirates: *extort, pilfer, plunder and loot* *horrible ( Read more... )

Well, that was disturbing. I dreamed--just now, a few minutes ago I woke up and am still close enough to this dream to reach back and touch the feelings of dread that it gave me--that I was at a huge gathering of people in a country club or convention center or huge private home. I could not tell which. If it was a public function building it was ( Read more... )

"Son of a bbbbbb--son of a bbbb-bbb-b--son of a GUN! Ha! YOU thought I was going to say 'son of a bitch,' didn't ya?! HA!" --Porky Pig.

I like mealy-mouthed swears. Minced oaths. I've come to like that term recently (I think alien_snipe introduced me to it). I've gone through this thing over the years where I periodically try swearing to see if it makes ( Read more... )

"I want Pirates slash!  I want hot gay whalermen who cuddle a lot!  I want a tea party!"

"That's three kinks in one.  Darling, you can't have three kinks in one."

"I BEG TO DIFFER."

Holy smokes, I wrote this seven years ago.  0_O  For anyone who was curious, I dug up my massive multiplayer crossover between Pirates and Herman Melville's Moby- ( Read more... )

Oh man
Oh man oh man

I'm so glad I finally joined Tumblr.  After a shitty day, I got home, started goofing off online, and these pictures appeared on my dash.  *hearts in my eyes ( Read more... )

Remember the lost PotC fic I was seeking a few weeks ago?  I finally asked on pirate_hunters, and the helpful aletheiafelinea assisted me in finding it.

Here you go: " Sounding," by daft. NC-17, though be warned: all the smut takes place only in a character's fevered imagination.  A brief excerpt:

"...An' he told me to check the bilges, but there weren't nothing wrong. So then I ( Read more... )

Damn it, I've lost track of the most wonderful Pirates of the Caribbean fic in the world.  Funny to think I haven't been involved with online PotC fandom for years.  I moved on to other pursuits--it's not boredom, it's the fact that one fun thing takes over from another--but you never forget your first fandom and I had a lot of fun writing and ( Read more... )

Baron Wulfenbach / Othar Tryggvasson = Commodore Norrington / Jack Sparrow.

At least, in my head.

Fierce and Ruthless

Author: Teeny Buffalo

Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean/ Pirates of Penzance (crossover fic)

Rating: PG

Pairings: None, really, unless you squint hard.

Summary: The Pirate King makes Jack Sparrow an offer he can’t refuse.  Takes place during the Tortuga pub fight in Dead Man’s Chest.

Notes: Written in honor of ( Read more... )