"I want Pirates slash! I want hot gay whalermen who cuddle a lot! I want a tea party!"
"That's three kinks in one. Darling, you can't have three kinks in one."
"I BEG TO DIFFER."
Holy smokes, I wrote this seven years ago. 0_O For anyone who was curious, I dug up my massive multiplayer crossover between Pirates and Herman Melville's Moby-Dick, and here it is: "
Isla de Muerta Quartet." PG-13 for a little swearing and crudity.