Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"I was in danger of having a nonessential conversation with Adam - something I tried to avoid at all costs - but I was saved by Adam's sudden change of subject."
~The Devil's Playground, Jenna Black ( Read more... )

The UK government does a census every 10 years, and the resulting data is then locked for 100 years. It's meant to be a snapshot of UK life as at one Sunday at midnight, every decade. The 1911 census results are being cracked open this year, and we've gotten the 2011 one in the post. It's supposed to be filled out on 27 March. No earlier, and ( Read more... )

Meme thieved from glammetalkitten: Write my criminal record!

You see me in the back of a police car. What was I arrested for?

Snagged from... tiemeinbows originally, I think! I went all stream-of-consciousness, first word that came to mind on this. Good job I have no kids then, probably. LOL. The interesting thing is, the first time I saw it, I started mentally filling it out with my birth name letter. Possibly a left-over from all those alliterative "let's get to know each other" ( Read more... )

First, loves2bang found some cool old Green Day stuff on youtube: Finnish interview circa 1995 and Walking Contradiction + Going to Pasalacqua + destruction circa 1996 - that's the fastest I've ever heard GtP played, lol. Billie Joe looks some pissed off.

Next, a verra looong meme snagged from a whole bunch o' people. ( Under here. )

A wee meme snagged from pamoreno:

One word to describe me ... just one single word. Leave it in my comments. Then post this message on your journal and see how many strange and interesting things people say about you... <--Part 2 optional, as always. :-)

That meme whereby you cut 'n paste the first line of the first post of each month for the year. ( 2007 under here. )

I snagged this from janajoh and then couldn't stop laughing at what it gave me for a slogan:

How Do You Eat Your Tas?

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Also on the hilarious list is this post! Instead of getting a couch, they decided to spend the equivalent on getting a ball pit in the living ( Read more... )

LJ-related meme stolen from muffinkath7 and cookie2697!

( It's a longer one, at least when I fill it out. :P )

Ganked from alienmom. I think it's the perfect giggle to go to sleep on. :D


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