Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"I was in danger of having a nonessential conversation with Adam - something I tried to avoid at all costs - but I was saved by Adam's sudden change of subject."
~The Devil's Playground, Jenna Black
Hmm. Either poor communication, or really casual sex, LOL.
ETA: Ganked from
matociquala, who has
a really fabulous line!