A group of adventurers head to the local brothel.  After paying for a room they go up the stairs and open the door.  The room's smaller than they might have hoped, but what shocks them more is that there's a naked woman already in the room, with an orc!  The orc spots the PCs, and quickly covers up the woman's nakedness ( Read more... )

This guy is hired to work at a Chinese restaurant, but he's clumsy as hell.  He keeps spilling ingredients, and making a mess of the kitchen.  The head chef gets fed up, and assigns him to stirring the soup.  Well, unfortunately, he makes a mess, and spills the soup everywhere, getting it on everything.  The chef, when he comes in, looks at the ( Read more... )

Thinking about 'modern monsters' and the geek culture. A lot of shows and movies seem to keep the two separated - the idea that people might catch on (and quickly) to a supernatural threat seems antithetical to the type of feel that is desired for the show in question. I've seen some exceptions - there was Cursed, and there's Teen Wolf, but in ( Read more... )

Jupiter-Bound Space Probe Captures Earth and Moon

Seriously?  So, what's the ransom?  ;)

MMO Magic Item:  The Ring of the n00bilung
This magic ring protects you from PK attempts by higher level characters, and triples the drops dedicated to you from defeating mobs.  You can no longer earn XP.

Something I told to Cat's parents today:
If the inventor of the Difference Engine had written a book on how to make coleslaw, would it be called Cabbage by Babbage?

;)

ArenaNet made a TWITTER ACCOUNT for the Commando from GW1.
Have I mentioned how awesome they are?

Commando
That's one... big... chicken.

What happens if you go into the Amalgam Comics (The DC / Marvel crossover), and you combine The Spectre (angel of vengeance) and The Watcher (who watches over the Earth)? You get The Spectator!

What happens when a gold panner in the Yukon is killed by a mob who wants his territory, only to be possessed by the angel of vengeance?  You get The ( Read more... )

So, I used to tell the joke:  Vegetarian Zombie:  "Graaaaains".
Well...
Zombie Travel Movie:  Plaaaanes, Traaaains, and Braaaains.