Working on a new joke:
This guy is hired to work at a Chinese restaurant, but he's clumsy as hell. He keeps spilling ingredients, and making a mess of the kitchen. The head chef gets fed up, and assigns him to stirring the soup. Well, unfortunately, he makes a mess, and spills the soup everywhere, getting it on everything. The chef, when he comes in, looks at the mess and cries out, "What's with all this won ton destruction?"