What did Jadzia Dax enjoy reading in her spare time?
Trillogies.

So, one day, Hermione decides to make a potion for Ron that will make him an expert martial artist so he can beat the tar out of Draco.  She gets everything together, hands it over, and he drinks it down.  Suddenly, he stiffens and collapses.  Hermione sighs, "Great.  Kata-tonic ( Read more... )

You know, if you use a hula-hoop, you need to be careful about kicking up dust.  Or you'll end up with hooping cough.

If the sarlaac lived in a cave, rather than a pit, would it be a sarchasm?  ;)

What do you call a mummy that shows up in every museum?
Notankhammon.

If Optimus were to have an underwater form -- would that be sub-Prime?

So, I used to tell the joke:  Vegetarian Zombie:  "Graaaaains".
Well...
Zombie Travel Movie:  Plaaaanes, Traaaains, and Braaaains.

Deja Who:  The feeling you've been this Doctor before.

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What does a Canadian wear in the Alps?
Lederhozer!