It has come to the attention of the Neo-Orc League in these, the days of Eldarion King of Gondor, that the War of the Ring, so-called, was nothing but an inside job aimed at an illegal coup against the line of Stewards to usurp the rightful order of Gondor. We have proof of this from not only the College of One Drunk One-Eyed Man At the Pub, but
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The truth is that the Powers in the West were scared that Sauron would enlighten us primitive humans and give us secret powers known only to the Undying, maybe even let us finally beat death. They knew all of that, and every time something like that happened - Orome, in particular - it brought them nothing but a world of shit. I mean, they had to cast out the folks Orome brought back to Valinor! And who got stuck with the war-happy exiles? Oh, right, the Latecomers, the Visitors, the Edain. If Sauron taught us, we'd become just as unruly as the Noldor! So they obviously couldn't have that, so they sent one of their own to install a puppet government that would keep us subservient to Valinor, which isn't even a real place! Seriously, they claim to rule from some mystical "Straight Path" (obvious anti-gay propaganda, even after they basically made gays the hero of the Red Book - shows their inherent inconsistency). Valinor is in Harad, which is why we're told it's fully of ungovernable savages - to keep us from exploring and sullying their "Undying Lands" (which really just means they're racist against those with the Gift of Death).
WAKE UP
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No seriously wake up, you're drooling.
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I bought "The Children of Hurin", but I'm kind of afraid to start it. Not sure if it's going to be as dry.
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And that's why worship of the one true religion -- the Endless Dark -- is so vigorously suppressed.
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