When I was doing an invoice today which included "Lurline Drive" on the reference line, it wanted to replace Lurline with Urine.

Almost a pity I had the presence of mind to tell it No, do not replace Lurline with Urine. That would have been the best complaint call ever.

Apparently the office fax machine possesses something called a BJ Cartridge. They've got it trademarked even.
"Testing and cleaning the BJ Cartridge print head."
Oh yeah.

The manual is no good for fixing the fax machine, but it is good for a laugh.

So I opted not to get the insurance coverage at work (do NOT bother lecturing me, I'm aware of the risks, and weighing the pros and cons led me to this decision) because then my pay would have been docked. And apparently once you get on the insurance the employer is paying a bit of it themselves because I instead got a pay raise when the coverage ( Read more... )

So I'll live. I always have difficulty letting go of ideas I've been attached to, but my advantage is that after I do manage to let go I adapt pretty quickly to new circumstances. The entire time since November I've spent working on this ultimately futile goal already is starting to seem quite distant and baffling to me ( Read more... )

I know I've done this many years ago, but it's always fun.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 ( Read more... )

Today the radio station they have on at the office has managed to impress me in its ever increasing tendency to play good songs at times. They've really gotten so much better. What is it called, MoreFM or whatever? Anyone else subjected to this station--Aren't their selections more varied lately?

They actually played my two favourite songs (I ( Read more... )

Yeah, I spent most of the day at work and it was more profoundly boring than on a weekday. Maybe half the people showed up and no one was saying anything at all, which was actually quite unnerving in a boring kind of way ( Read more... )

When you log in to your email account at the workplace, this text at the top of the page tells you "hello" in a different language each day. And the text is linked to this, which is really great and which I sometimes ponder when I'm supposed to be working ( Read more... )