So, the Bad Sex Awards are back, and this year the winner is pretty hilarious due to the similes alone. Consider:

Fingers are "mining up, like an otter through wet sand" (I totally don't get this...otters mine?) and "tender enough to hold a tiny bird."
Nipples are "upturned like the nose of the loveliest nocturnal animal, sniffing in the night." ( ( Read more... )

- This weekend I went to DC to view the Terra Cotta Warriors.  I accidentally became part of the immigration reform demonstrations.  Also, we drank lots of beer and yelled at televisions.  I also found myself in Kramer Books with my sister, wandering around in a tipsy fashion midway through the beer and the yelling.  Then we decided to avoid the ( Read more... )

So that whole pen & paper versus word processor discussion? I wound up deleting everything I wrote on paper last night and spewed the whole story out on the computer.

The computer and I are friends. Sometimes we just don't talk for awkward periods of time.