Okay, so I've finally seen the movie version of Constantine. You know, where instead of being a bitter englishman in a beige trenchcoat, he's a bitter American in a black trench coat, played by Neo? Yeah, that one. I figured I'd share my thoughts! ( I share such thoughts behind the cut! )

So, here is a movie with a cover very much reminiscent of the cover of Resevoir Dogs, except without the colors, and a british slang term in the title, and a description that says it's Resevoir Dogs meets Snatch. Too good to be true, right? So I passed it over and went and picked up some other movie. Same as next week. The third week, temptation ( Read more... )

Can I type? Can I form coherent sentances? Oh hey look there's one. Alright, lets go!

I have just returned from watching Sweeny Todd! ( Here is what I have to say about it! )

So, Predators, the alien species, are cool. And by cool, I mean totally badass. They are the badasses of the badass planet in the badass nebula. I mean, that's how badass they are. Okay, you know your badass when one of the many hand-to-hand combat techniques you're trained in includes the use of a motherfucking WHIP yo! Yeah, THAT badass. ( Read more... )

Ever come up with jokes that no one but you will ever get ( Read more... )

Dude, what the hell, Robert DeNiro was hot when he was younger! and New York is just cool, and reminds me of Vancouver. And apparently taxi drivers can be noirish, especially when they're only working as a taxi driver because they need something to do at night when they can't sleep ( Read more... )

I like the idea of talking about things I've seen on LJ. Why? Because I don't have anyone at the moment to talk about it with. So all y'all get to see ( Read more... )