G:  What does it take to fuck a light socket?
Me:  Fortitude and rubber soled shoes
G:  *through gritted teeth*  I'm soooo grounded right now.

Me: Certainly not!  If I was going to make something up, I would go big or something.
Kas: word!
Me: Though a stuffed apple is pretty funny
Kas: a stuffed apple is a pretty funny thing on its own
Me: who thinks to stuff fruit?
Kas: your rabbit apparently.  XD
Me: HAHAHAHAH

    My next doctor's appointment is on December 2nd at 1pm.  I am writing this down so I don't forget.

mom:  Do you have a nut grinder?
me:  A NUT grinder?
mom:  yes, something to grind nuts
Me:  No mom, why would I have a nut grinder?
mom:  It's handy to have.

Danny:  *leaves the room*