Hanukkah is upon us! (almost at least, at sun down). Time to reflect and bust out those menorahs ( Read more... )

Geoff:  I am spearheading "satin teddy Fridays."

Delia:  Lead my example
Delia:  *by dammit

Geoff:  too late.

Delia:  FUCK

Me: Psssst, Pssst, hey! HEY!

Geoff: Can I help you, little girl?

Me: Guess, guess what!

Geoff: This better be fantastic.

Me: GOTTA GUESS

Geoff: I don't care if you're a girl; if this is about puppies I am going slap you right across the face.

Me: . . . .

It's not about puppies.

Geoff: That was my guess.

Me: I GOT MATCHES

G:  What does it take to fuck a light socket?
Me:  Fortitude and rubber soled shoes
G:  *through gritted teeth*  I'm soooo grounded right now.