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[strangers_call]

Me: Psssst, Pssst, hey! HEY!

Geoff: Can I help you, little girl?

Me: Guess, guess what!

Geoff: This better be fantastic.

Me: GOTTA GUESS

Geoff: I don't care if you're a girl; if this is about puppies I am going slap you right across the face.

Me: . . . .

It's not about puppies.

Geoff: That was my guess.

Me: I GOT MATCHES