Title: Living Dangerously
Word count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Lester/Connor
Written for P100 challenge 382: It was an accident
AN: This is also filling the Primeval bingo square on ‘sufficiently advanced technology’. Just because.( world was on fire and no one could save me but you )

Title: Bear Hug

Word count: 100
Rating: 15
Characters: Ryan/unknown

AN: Oh, I appear to have written a drabble about sentient body hair and it isn’t even on my bingo card. How have things come to such a pass?

( First cut is the deepest )

Title: Maketh the man

Word count: 100
Rating: PG 15
Characters: Lester/Connor

Written for P100 challenge 368: It’s the end of the world as we know it

( Why do you dress me in borrowed robes? )

Title: The Mating Dilemma
Characters: Amy/Sheldon, Penny/Leonard, Bernadette/Howard, Raj
Rating: PG-15

Word count: 1,600
A/N: Written for the trope bingo square ‘Fuck or Die’. This came out of nowhere - but if anyone can subvert a trope it’s Sheldon Cooper. Crack.

( Unravelling the mystery )

Characters: Becker/Connor
Rating: PG-15

Word count: 3,675

Summary: Becker and Connor go camping.
A/N: Huge thanks to Fififolle for beta. All remaining errors belong to me. I wrote this as crack but Fifi tells me it’s actually hurt/comfort with added biscuits.

( Walk on the wild side )

It's Friday - that's excuse enough. Slightly cracky porn written for this Kink Meme prompt:

Arthur/Merlin, name calling (slut, whore, etc). A million billion bonus points if Merlin is the one doing the name calling and you can actually manage to make it in character. I know it would be quite hard to write that and not make him totally OOC but I ( Read more... )

Cracky nonsense written for this prompt for the Kink Meme:

Arthur/Merlin, Merlin either accidently takes a truth potion or just gets spectacularly drunk and ends up telling EVERYONE the graphic details of his and Arthur's sex life. Bonus points if he ends up congratulating Uther for having a son who gives magnificent blowjobs and is secure enough to ( Read more... )

More fic of little or no merit. Arthur/Merlin this time. Hairdresser AU wherein Merlin is a stylist with magic fingers.  (Will now go back to the big fics, which get longer and longer and plottier and plottier and, still, the protagonists stubbornly refuse to porn.)

( Shaming fic of shame )

I promise to stop spamming my friends list with Guardian links but subversive My Little Pony characters are clearly meant for sharing:

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/26/my-little-pony-film-characters-pictures?picture=345042718

My favourites are Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow and The Joker. Now I want Camelot versions.

Also, I ( Read more... )

Pure crack not to be taken seriously or mistaken for the truth in any way, shape or form.

( ATTISHOO! )