I have toast and rice in my hair and was hit in the ass with a paddle and now own an official Certificate of De-Virginization. I believe the correct phrase for this is "what is this I don't even ( Read more... )

Obviously the eyeliner I used for assorted costume purposes this weekend is formulated to be long-lasting stuff. This is evidenced by the fact that there are still very faint marks on my arms and around my eyes that will not come off, hahaha.

To anybody who's doing NaNoWriMo: GOOD LUCK AND ROCK ON. I cannot afford to attempt it this year, but I'll ( Read more... )

Or inappropriate, as it were.

It's decorative gourd season, mofos.

If the humidity here gets any worse, I'm afraid I'll drown the next time I step outside. Here is an abstract representation of what my hair looks like today:


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I have a long and convoluted history with the band Maroon 5. After a decade of summer swim team where my coach blared one of their CDs (always the same one!) on repeat during practice for years, they are associated with horseflies, flip turn drills, water up the nose, and a general sense of annoyance. They're also extremely popular on the radio ( Read more... )

Because my friend in Web Design and I recently discovered that while colossal Photoshop malfunctions are funny when made by our classmates, they are infinitely more hilarious when people are apparently getting paid for these dis-as-tuhs.

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

My best friend is in the midst of watching S3 of LOST. Her current thoughts on Ben:

"He's like some sort of gigantic tropical bug that you see on Animal Planet. I mean, he's kind of interesting to watch when he's safely behind a screen, but if he ever showed up in my living room I would have an aneurism, and I sure as hell would not want that thing ( Read more... )

It's spring break, and I've been feeling somewhat grouchy these past few days. My sister, lucky punk that she is, has gone off to the beach for a week with her best friend, while I am staying here, decidedly landlocked and with all my local friends off traveling, in Ohio. In a fit of boredom, this is what I have been doing this afternoon:

EL's ( Read more... )

I've always been sort of fond of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but after seeing this music video, I think I want to be their new collective BFF. This is the most awesome kind of crackiness EVER, and brings endless lulz.

(The real thing starts at 0:58.)

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Kallie's heeeeeeeeere. For the last 24+ hours, it's been a nonstop fiesta here, and I am a happy thing. We're currently going through our yearly ritual of watching ancient animated movies that, for one reason or another, traumatized us as children. The list so far:

+ FernGully: the Last Rainforest. Okay. That evil freaky pollution-monster Hexxus was ( Read more... )