You take what you can get.
It's spring break, and I've been feeling somewhat grouchy these past few days. My sister, lucky punk that she is, has gone off to the beach for a week with her best friend, while I am staying here, decidedly landlocked and with all my local friends off traveling, in Ohio. In a fit of boredom, this is what I have been doing this afternoon:
EL's Recipe for a Fake Beach Vacation
1. Put a towel down on the back deck.
2. Acquire a thermos of lemonade or cold tea.
3. Bring out your laptop, turn up the speakers, and put on an oscillating white noise/wave-sound generator like this.
4. Find some cheesy reading material.
5. Chillax. Swim trunks and flippy-floppies are of course strictly optional.
EL's Recipe for a Fake Beach Vacation
1. Put a towel down on the back deck.
2. Acquire a thermos of lemonade or cold tea.
3. Bring out your laptop, turn up the speakers, and put on an oscillating white noise/wave-sound generator like this.
4. Find some cheesy reading material.
5. Chillax. Swim trunks and flippy-floppies are of course strictly optional.