so i'm home on a saturday night instead of at work, and what do i find myself doing?

CLEANING MY APARTMENT.i know, i know, how cool of me (while you whisper "loooserrr"). for one thing, i just got over MRSA and i'd rather not get it again, so me and lysol bathroom cleaner are BFFs right now. also, i'd rather not give it to anyone else that may ( Read more... )

i haven't even fucked with the lawnmower since it rained the other day. supremegoddess1 didn't believe like when i said it wouldn't start, so i tried to start it in front of her and nothing. between gas, time, and money, i could have bought a new one for the amount of resources i've wasted trying to get this shit to work. i'm so pissed off about that. it's ( Read more... )

when i don't want to cut the grass, it's a beautiful sunny day.
when i need to cut the grass because i said i would, it fucking rains shits on me ( Read more... )

i should be trying to come up with something remarkable to say, for it is 9/11 ( Read more... )

goddamn lawn equipment ( Read more... )

i believe our lawnmower has kicked the bucket. i put more gas in it, checked the oil level, and tried to start it--nothing. actually i lied; it puttered like it was going to run, but then it shut down and nothing. hmmm... turns over, nearly starts, and then nothing? i wonder if it's getting fuel? alas, i am many things and have many talents, ( Read more... )

so... lemme see... what happened... our internet went out AGAIN. this time, windstream was quite helpful in fixing whatever the problem was, except for the part where they were supposed to tell us they fixed the problem. it was a little bit weird, but i left for work on friday knowing that our internet was back up.

supremegoddess1's mom is here to help us end ( Read more... )

today i thought i would be enterprising and do some laundry ( Read more... )

we'uns will not be drinking shine from the cup this year. it just ain't meant to be ( Read more... )

i know supremegoddess1 didn't mean to do this... i got locked out of our bedroom last night/this morning.

trust me, she didn't mean to do it. how do i know? our bedroom door doesn't have a lock on it.i sacked out on the couch again last night. i woke up around 3:45 am, and decided to head to bed. when i went to turn the doorknob, i discovered that the ( Read more... )