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just finished watching i hope they serve beer in hell...
and i'd like to take this time to apologize to anyone that ever encountered me during my super drunk phase ( Read more... ) -
i am chronicling this here just so i have somewhere to document it.
sunday night/monday morning: apparently got up and ate cake in the middle of the night. was sober when i went to bed; fwtallgirl was there until 1 am and would have noticed me getting out of bed and especially would have noticed me going to the kitchen and fridge. i didn't know i ate it until the next day when i went to eat it and it was half gone, there ( Read more... ) -
NC trip!
NC trip June 2012 in bullet points:
- fun with the TSA: me and fwtallgirl made it to the airport after upgrading our seats to exit row seats and shit online. we go through the TSA checkpoint and surprise! buttsex! get fucking groped by the TSA assholes agents; they checked her ankles and checked my... HAIR. you see, i was wearing this skully when i went ( Read more... )
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blood sugar sex magik
as in i have it ( Read more... ) -
folks, let me tell you about the nightmare i had last night
after six rum and cokes (small rum and cokes, but rum and coke all the same), i had this crazy dream that i got pulled over for DWI in georgia when i was supposed to be in texas the next day. why the hell was i in GA? who knows? i haven't been to or through georgia in years. it had this whole wizard of oz feel to it; ya know, the "you were there ( Read more... ) -
i need to stop driving it like i stole it.
i need brakes, shocks, struts, and an upper control arm.
you don't even want to know how much this is going to cost. good thing i got my stop loss money and i'm gonna have a phat ass paycheck coming.
i really need to stop driving it like i stole it. but it's so much damn fun to drive like an asshole that way ( Read more... ) -
four loko
after 11 days straight of work, i needed a break.
i was told not to drink the four loko by my coworkers. i've seen numerous people in the padded cell after drinking the four loko. one of my coworkers said he emailed people and cooked dinner and doesn't remember any of it afte drinking oneyou know that means i have to try it, right ( Read more... ) -
hahahahaha NO and other stuff
so... the other girlfriend and i went bowling today. we knew going into it that we would suck donkey balls, but we did NOT plan on the kid in the next lane whipping our asses. neither one of us broke 100 during either game. it was a disaster. bowling clearly is not our strong suit. i'm guessing it will be next year before we try that shit ( Read more... ) -
i wish i could respawn
still drinking... this time, a six pack of newcastle is my serenity. i've been thinking a lot about doing something to get back to being me. i've got some ideas, but i don't really wanna drop them here. don't know how that's gonna work out but i think it will be alright. there's something i've got to fix first.
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