hahahahaha NO and other stuff
so... the other girlfriend and i went bowling today. we knew going into it that we would suck donkey balls, but we did NOT plan on the kid in the next lane whipping our asses. neither one of us broke 100 during either game. it was a disaster. bowling clearly is not our strong suit. i'm guessing it will be next year before we try that shit again! it was that fucking comical.
last week, she said something that was so beautiful that it makes me tear up every time i think about it. the problem is, i can't remember exactly what it was? i suck like that. i can tell you that it was something like those of us that didn't receive enough love when we were growing up end up growing up to love so big and love so hard that we can love more than one person equally and see nothing wrong with it. or something like that. like i said, i can't remember exactly how it was phrased, but that's pretty much the gist of it?
i want to riff off of that, but i don't know how? at least i don't right now. okay, so it's more like i can't. part of the problem is not remembering the exact statement and the other part is it was too perfect. damn. just damn, ya know?
in other news, my old ass i got carded to buy some crown royal the other day? what in the hell? don't they know jesus sat behind me in kindergarten?
for right now, i give up on eat, pray, love. it's not holding my interest, mainly because i believe the author to be a whiny ass bitch. i'm a whiny ass bitch; why the hell haven't i written a book yet? my life is passing me by... but i now i have a copy of back in the U.S.S.A. in my hands!
last week, she said something that was so beautiful that it makes me tear up every time i think about it. the problem is, i can't remember exactly what it was? i suck like that. i can tell you that it was something like those of us that didn't receive enough love when we were growing up end up growing up to love so big and love so hard that we can love more than one person equally and see nothing wrong with it. or something like that. like i said, i can't remember exactly how it was phrased, but that's pretty much the gist of it?
i want to riff off of that, but i don't know how? at least i don't right now. okay, so it's more like i can't. part of the problem is not remembering the exact statement and the other part is it was too perfect. damn. just damn, ya know?
in other news, my old ass i got carded to buy some crown royal the other day? what in the hell? don't they know jesus sat behind me in kindergarten?
for right now, i give up on eat, pray, love. it's not holding my interest, mainly because i believe the author to be a whiny ass bitch. i'm a whiny ass bitch; why the hell haven't i written a book yet? my life is passing me by... but i now i have a copy of back in the U.S.S.A. in my hands!