Ok so I was just watching this gay porn with two hot Italian guys in it. The scene is they are two chefs working in a fast-paced restaurant. It starts off with them arguing about the food and then goes right into the sex. Anyways after the guy is like "God it is so busy tonight we barely have time for a quickie. Let's get that food out there." ( Read more... )

Title: Nightminds
Chapter: 17 of ?
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Apparently there is a movie called Harry Rotter And The On-Fire Gobbling but I haven't been able to find anything about it on the internet.

dammit. you know if I find it there will be a massive screencap post here.

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My co-worker and my imediate boss are not here today. Which leaves my bosse's boss who has her own room about 10 feet from my cube. Plently of time to close internet windows contianing questionable fanfiction. *devil horns*

purplelev  and I had the greatest email conversation EVER last night. I want to post it all but I doubt she'd approve. Basically it all ( Read more... )

If I could draw then I could make my own porn. It's almost worth the $20k it would cost to go to art school.

I thought moving my laptop downstairs into the shared family room was a good move until I realized how much porn I look at in a day. Hmm... perhaps it's time to move back upstairs.

http://www.narutoyaoi.com

Don't let the spanish fool you. This site is fucking awesome. It's like god knew I was having a rough time after the breakup and decided to reward me with porn. Beautiful, glorious porn!

Sooo I decided to wear my "Read Porn" shirt to work today. Tastefully covered by a half-cardigan. I really think that was the right way to start off the day ( Read more... )

Had to remove the sasunaru lj community from my f-list. I'm too scared of spoilers. I stopped reading the manga because it's just too frustrating watching the slow-ass way they have the anime unfolding knowing the awesomeness that is yet to come. Oh well, not like I need another thing on the internet to distract me anyways.

Off to look at gay porn