( I started out so hopeful, it seemed like it would be a great day. )

Leave me a comment saying "BLAAAAAAAAAARGH",
I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.
Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.

( To the meme! )

( Warning: contains win and fail in large proportions. )