Dear diary,

Jun 12, 2010 00:01

Today was an odd day for my inner space. I was really preoccupied with this little logical snarl I'd noticed in one of Russell's arguments on closed mathematical systems, and it was just killing my buzz like you would not believe. So I decided to get a little perspective by looking back on all that has happened this week:


Ed and ava went out to a bar to make up, which sort of worked because they ended up palying Never-Have_I-Ever with Casey. Ed was pissed at Harry for having boned his sister and lied about it. Harry doesn't know how far to take a lie.

http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/188091.html#cutid1

Pestilence watched some romcoms to learn about love before his date with Ed, which were about as helpful as an episode of The Magic Schoolbus before your physics final. People were quite surprised to find out that Ed had agreed to this date, especially Ed. Cas was supportive, although it took Ed awhile to convince him that it just wasn't going to happen. Casey gave us some of her tragic history. Brady made an insentive comment, but at least it led to monty python. Then Brady had a tragic history too. Tragic backstories for everyone! Seduction and good times had by all. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/188396.html#cutid1

Then bodyswapping happened. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/188780.html?page=1#comments Here is a rough summation:

Lucifer: FFFUUUUU

Ava: WOOOOO!!

Everyone: I am suddenly in Sam’s bathroom disapproving of this!

Dean: Ava keep your hands off that thing! Well okay, just give me orgasms instead.

Gabe: I am suddenly drunk and in a wheelchair. This is not a positive development.

Lilith and azazel: wtf Ireland?!

Raffi: Oh ew not cool.

Castile: nonplussed

Michael: teehee! Oop, sorry, I’m a girl. Ugh I'm a girl this is so awful, bawwww!!!!! Bleh, sorry, I’m a girl. Teehee!

Michael and Dean fell into bed. Michael and Anna fell into bed. Dean and Anna fell into bed. Anna and Tessa fell into bed, again.

Adam was pissed to start off with (IDK why, my body is great. Well. Maybe I don’t take the best care of it.) But then he saw all the canoodling and got way more pissed. Packing-his-things pissed, in fact.

Maggie woke up next to Brady. Casey claimed they hadn't had improper relations the night before. It was not very credible.

Jess was pissed. Poor Jess.

Patrick laughed at everyone and then deflowered Raffi. Debatably.
Lucifer took good care of William. Weirdest Devil ever, dude, seriously.

Azazel posted saying he didn’t blame war. Born politician. Also that he was thinking of killing Dean. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/189054.html

Ava freaked out at Azzy. Adam wanted to help with the Dean beat-down. Luci was quite offended by war’s inclusion of him and Lilith in this latest prank.

Azazel got more annoyed when he realized John was on painkillers, so there would be no drinking in his body. Mary lusted over Azazel, but controlled herself. Good job, Mary!

Ed and Tessa went flying. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/189242.html  It went pretty good. They bumped once.

Gabe was all ;_; but Tessa got him to walk a little.

Anna tried to talk to Adam and was rebuffed. Ed tried to be supportive and they eventually decided to use Ed's new powers to go to a real Medieval joust.

Michael was freaked out and baking. He continued for about… what, three days?

Anna had a fun time at a bar. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/189550.html She winked at ladies and then told them she was gay, I think just to see them cry. Not nice. Adam was sullen some more. Anna and Gabe reunited. ...It was really cute.

Sam gave Ava a house http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/189765.html (Just to stay in, not for keepsies.)

Adam approved but didn’t want to talk about the Michael thing. Jess approved, but confessed to insomnia ever since Brady got back. Ava approved but refused to stop boinking Sam’s badiddle.

Ava practiced a little self-love (which frankly would do her good). http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/190131.html#cutid1  She and Becky squeed about schlongs together. Lots of people were all, TMI! Some people were cool about it. Sam was :/ basically. I was very good and did not have sex with her, even though how great would that be?!

Pestilence and Ed had their date. Ed still says it wasn’t a date. Looked like a date to me. Conquest (:D) had a great time. Ed definitely had a time of some sort as well. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/190296.html#cutid1

Casey realized she was into Patrick after all, and declared her love. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/190652.html It was very nice, and we were quite pleased for them.

Becky, saved by some weird amulet from swapping, took Harry camping. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/190850.html#cutid1

Anna invited people to drink with her. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/191055.html Surprisingly little reckless behavior resulted. Even Gabe and Anna didn’t have nooky, presumably because they didn’t have owners’ permission. Everyone did pal around, though. Good job, guys! It’s almost like we’re all grown-ups. Lilith was not okay with getting drunk in Mary’s body (with accompanying exhibitionist tendencies), but she did quite enjoy eating salt.

Ed and Adam went back in time and wore dresses. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/191312.html They looked just lovely. Gabe was weirded out that his body was so well-suited to a full-figured feminine look. Mary found out about Adam’s drama and fainted with distress. Michael stopped by and he and Adam got all cuddly again. Looks like there’s hope for those two yet.

Rings were returned, and the spell was ended. To celebrate, everyone made out with each other. This happens often. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/191780.html Also: Adam beat up Dean (who was cured of his hangover for this express purpose), and Tessa showed Gabe some exciting new places on his wings. Dean said he’s go get healed, but disappeared.

Raffi got really defensive about being a virgin. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/192189.html Nobody was particularly supportive.

Henriksen got a house using his demon-powers and invited us all over. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/192287.html#cutid1 People brought the traditional party gifts of homemade baked goods and booze, and Luci brought a grill.

Chuck told us the whole gender-correcting thing was gonna take a few more days. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/192692.html We wished him luck. Apparently not ALL Gods are as laid-back as Chuck. Duh (Musketeers!)

It was Maggie’s birthday. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/192983.html Hooray! People got her stuff. You know, birthdays are less special to me now because I can get people to give me stuff whenever I want, but there’s still definitely something to be said for them.

Disaster! Patrick got cancer. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/193173.html Anna tried to heal him, but in the end needed Luci. I think it turned out to be an ill-advised attempt on Pesti’s behalf to do Casey a favor. Pesti, that was very sweet. Good effort.

Tessa gave Ed and Michael cooking lessons. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/193467.html Dean reappeared, after apparently having fallen asleep in Cas’s bed. Tessa forgave him for making her worry, and Gabe healed him. Talk about Friends. Damn.

Harry went to see his mom, and she was creepy all over. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/193537.html  An expert at this sort of thing, Harry used the sympathy he garnered to rope Gabe into going on a date with his mom. But he was also really cute about Maggie, so it was hard to stay mad.

Luci told us all about this wacky dream he had. We were all very impressed that his dreams have such professional animation. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/193991.html Sam and Luci had a discussion that became a dinner date that became coitus. Duh. Jess was kind of sensitive on the topic of sleep. Poor lady. I wonder if my mojo would work for that.

Becky and Harry’s road trip became akind of a horror-movie kind of deal, with monsters and everything. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/194280.html Becky dealt with them pretty handily (Harry helped out by peeing his pants), but then turned into a girl again so of course the epic friendship was over. Tessa consoled Becky. No-one consoled Harry, probably because his girl-phobia is pretty stupid.

Becky went off to a Supernatural convention to ease her pain. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/194345.html#cutid1 Everyone, I mean um some people, were very jealous.

Ask Sam: http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/194682.html. War thought about doing good which was very scary. Pesti reversed the IBS he gave Dean without even being asked nicely J. Sam had no good advice for Ed on the Pesti situation. Casey maybe-maybe-not admitted she was into Brady. ...Either that or it was “her friend”, lol.

Ed woke up able to walk again, thanks to Gabe: http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/194881.html. Hooray! Also Tesa caught up with Harry and reamed him for spilling the beans about her birthday.

Maggie found some baby  pictures of her and Ed. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/195219.html, and some other photos of the two of them and Harry growing up. They were very cute, and funny, and (in one case) hot. Sam was particularly amused by the Ghostfacer faces pasted onto his and Dean’s bodies. I guess amusement is a pretty good reaction, on the scale of Sam reactions.

Becky gave a con update. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/195364.html Looks exciting. Dean had to go stake it out, even though it was Tessa’ birthday. It was a very sensible and rational decision, and absolutely nobody sided with him.

Casey took Patrick to the hospital just to make sure. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/195750.html#cutid1 Everyone (even Patrick) got all offended on Luci’s behalf. Except Adam who got offended on the hospital’s behalf. And me, who kind of agreed with Casey’s prudence. Lcifer was very gracious about not smiting me.

Harry told everyone how happy he was. Poor guy. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/196051.html Everyone ended up feeling way worse for Tessa, though, probably because she's adorable all the time and Harry is only adorable as an ill-mannered toddler (sorry Maggie). Gabe and Sam took a little time from that to yell at Harry, so I guess he did get a little attention. I think this was where Gabe and Luci consoled Tessa by letting her drunkenly do their nails. Which was considerate.

Ed cheered Adam up by going to a gay bar, although he did leave Adam to fend for himself for a bit while this blonde vampire guy sucked him off his blood. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/196188.html  Tessa was sad more, and people comforted her more. She made Adam some nice knitted items, but he refused them because she was friends with The Traitors. Harry was pretty taken aback by the whole gay-vampire-club thing. Conquest was cranky and decided to give that vampire syphilis. But the way he said it, people didn’t realize he meant a specific person at first, which was funny.

Ghostfacers had some crazy shenanigans with faeries. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/196816.html They ended up just blowing up the house to get rid of them. Therer were also wacky sexy hijinks and a mysterious note. Uh, Ellen may have accidentally sicced Pestilence on the sparkley vampires at Forks. The weirdest thing, though, was when Ed deciphered that note and realized he has some fae blood in him. …Congrats?

Patrick had to take a bit of time off to go support himself (wheel and deal in aohter town) http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/196942.html. We were sad to see him leave, but we did enjoy watching him go.

Jess announced she and Sam were going on a fabulous vacation. Then she hinted that she had a surprise, and got like 27 people asking if she was pregnant. She was not. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/197125.html#cutid1

Ellen opened the Roadhouse again http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/197446.html. Then she had to leave and handed things over to Tessa. John called and he and Ellen comforted each other about various crazy happenings, like with Adam and Crowley. Also, Corwley showed up and tried to make amends, but he sucked at it. Jo gave what-for. Harry was all, “eew, babies” (I agree, dude. Or at least, no thanks). Pestilence, Crowley and I drank and talked about the pitfalls and perils of relationships (especially with humans). Ava was pissed, but I apologized and Pesti was just perplexed. War showed off his new… sparkles. We were aghast. In fact, I’m not sure exactly when that started (sorry, War). In any case, as disturbing trends go its somehow even MORE unnerving than the popularity of Twilight. Also those rubber bands that are shaped like things. What is with that? Everyone has those now.

A mean witch stole Anna’s vessel! http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/197874.html Not cool. She has to go track this lady down, now, which only makes things worse. Everyone comforted her, which in Tessa’s case resulted in fornication (presumably).

Michael and Raffi basically abducted Harry and brought him to Bible Camp, where he was briefly brainwashed. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/197980.html Everyone was pissed on his behalf. Ed was so mad he hit Michael! Not that it did much, but it was a nice thought. I called Harry annoyed, then backtracked when he called me on it. Adam and Michael had more ambiguously-angry conversations. And Harry somehow ended up with Jesus powers. He promptly decided to use them to get very drunk.

Gabe, Anna, Lilith and Lucifer made a lovely dinner and then probably had sex. I did not verify. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/198379.html

Becky sent us more love from the con http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/198618.html , where she got to meet Stephen King and these two guys Damian and Barnes who are - what are they called? - BNFs. Becky and Dean got all snarky with each other, because this is a high-stress situation for Dean.

Ellen left… http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/198766.html We were all very sad, but she’ll be back soon. Right? War took the opportunity to confront Michael about the sparkles.

Anna gave us breakfast before leaving. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/198996.html Everyone was eating and crying. The toast was soggy with our tears. And the coffee was... gooey... with our snot? Ew, nevermind.

Harry got drunk and wacky http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/199246.html and whenever people tried to get him to stop (or drink some water), he’d just turn it into more wine instead. Man, I don’t even really like wine. Turning water into beer, though, would be pretty sweet.

And now Ava is sharing some stuff from her therapy sessions. http://community.livejournal.com/spn_treehouse/199519.html#cutid1. Ava! ::hugs:: Since this is kind of in-progress, I suppose I'll stop here.


Anyway, diary, it was another crazy week where the impossible happened and turned out surprisingly as expected. I sure am glad to be here, especially since if I weren't here I would still be dead. <3

andy doesn't understand tagging, recaps, way too complicated

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