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Jun 06, 2010 19:21

YESTERDAY THIS HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, WE'LL CALL HIM JED, AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME.

AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE GONE ON A DATE. (READ: NEVER) A MAN SUCH AS MYSELF HAS A LOT OF WORK COMMITMENTS; Y'KNOW, INFECTING PEOPLE, HELPING APOCALYPSES, THE FAMILY BUSINESS. I NEVER HAD TIME FOR ROMANCE.

BUT NOW THAT THE WHOLE APOCALYPSE THING HAS BEEN WRAPPED UP, I'VE FOUND MYSELF WITH A LOT OF FREE TIME. SO TODAY, IN BETWEEN PLOTTING TO GET MY RING BACK (DEAN) AND SCREENING POTENTIAL HOUSES (THANK YOU, BRADY), I RENTED SEVERAL "ROMCOM" MOVIES TO GET IDEAS FOR MY DATE.


THE FIRST MOVIE I WATCHED WAS CALLED WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.



I IMAGINED MYSELF AS THE PROTAGONIST, A YOUNG WOMEN IN A DEAD-END JOB WHO LOVES FROM AFAR. THIS MOVIE TRICKED ME, HOWEVER, AS THE MAN SHE LOVED WASN'T THE ONE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO END UP WITH AT ALL.

THIS MOVIE TAUGHT ME THAT IN ORDER TO FIND TRUE LOVE, YOU HAVE TO BOND OVER HOLIDAYS AND BECOME A MEMBER OF THE PERSON'S FAMILY. ALSO IT DOESN'T HELP IF THE TRUE OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTION'S BROTHER IS IN A COMA.

HM...

THE NEXT MOVIE I WATCHED WAS CALLED THE CUTTING EDGE



THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A HOCKEY PLAYER WHO CAN'T PLAY HOCKEY ANYMORE, SO HE GOES INTO FIGURE SKATING. THE WOMAN HE HAS TO SKATE WITH IS SPOILED AND MEAN TO HIM, BUT HE PREVAILS BECAUSE SHE'S KIND OF HOT.

THIS MOVIE TAUGHT ME THAT THOUGH A RELATIONSHIP MAY START OUT TEMPESTUOUS, TRUE LOVE CAN PREVAIL.

THE NEXT MOVIE I WATCHED WAS CALLED 50 FIRST DATES



IN THIS MOVIE, A WOMAN HAS AMNESIA AND BELIEVES THAT EACH NEW DAY IS ONE IN PARTICULAR, HAVING FORGOTTEN ALL THE ONES BEFORE IT. A MAN COMES ALONG AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER, BUT SHE CAN NEVER REMEMBER HIM OR THEIR TIME TOGETHER. I WON'T RUIN THE END FOR YOU, BUT HE COMES UP WITH A CLEVER PLAN SO THEY CAN BE TOGETHER.

THIS MOVIE TAUGHT ME THAT ROB SCHNEIDER SHOULD BE SMOTE.

(ACTUALLY, BRADY, COULD YOU FIND OUT WHERE HE IS FOR ME? I'VE BEEN DYING TO TRY OUT THIS NEW STRAIN OF PAROXYSMAL NONKINESIGENIC DYSKINESIA.)

THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED WAS CALLED MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING.



IN THE END HER STUPID FRIEND DIDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.

I HATED IT.

I'M NOT SURE THESE MOVIES WERE AT ALL HELPFUL, AND DATING FOR DUMMIES WAS CHECKED OUT OF THE LIBRARY. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE?

horsemen need love too, pestilence hates your face, don't call me pesty!

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