I love Lucifer but yeah, it was cancer so...
So, I don't care what Lucifer says about me having no faith. I still dragged Patrick's arse down to Adam's new hospital. (btw WIERD or what? Doctors kept coming up behind me and snatching salteens out of my ears, before demanding that I find theirs. WTF?!!!)
Then I may have snuck off to do my own stuff, but more about that later...
So I drove (Patrick kept telling me how. Wtf I know how to drive. Sure, I may have used the whole road, but I don't like being confined to lanes. Not my style.)
And we ended up here.
Don't ask me who these ugly people are. They jumped in front of my camera. Wierdos.
Anyway, so I dragged Patty in, demanding to get him seen to right away. The nurses just told us to go to the clinic, get an appointment, blah, blah. But then I turned my eyes black and threw some chairs around and eventually got my way. See - being a demon DOES pay off
Eventually we got seen by this wierd duo. One hot angry guy and one girly guy. The girly guy kept telling Patrick how brave he was being. I may have slapped him (he was getting on my nerves!). The angry guy seemed to like that
Long story even longer, they took Patrick off for tests. Convincing them that he had just had cancer took some doing. As did persuading them we had insurance. Btw DEAN - your bogus insurance cards don't work. We barely got out of there before they called the cops! Oh yeah, so look out for that...
So while Patrick was getting his tests...
I slipped off to find the nearest... *ahem* lady doctor. Or rather, doctor for ladies. If you know what i mean *nudgenudgewinkwink*. And I got myself examined too. Just, you know, to check things out.
(that's me, KAY?!)
ANYWAY their moniters didn't go all wierd for the echocardiogram, so I'm assuming I'm no longer a smoky demon. And there were no traces of ghost nueron firing in my brain scan, so my host's soul mind has definitely buggered off too. This made me happy. So i got afertilitynother test. You know, just in case. Results won't be back for a few days.
Eventually we escaped from that wierd place. Didn't see Adam, which was a shame, but I guess he was off being crazy helping people like the other doctors were doing.
Tests for Patty don't come back for a week or so. So we went for a drink to celebrate. We may have invited the angry guy from before. Then we got drunk and there was plenty of this...
If you catch my drift. So I'll leave it there, because y'all really don't want to know any more!
EDIT: because people have expressed their concerns, I feel I must add - I put the chairs I threw around RIGHT BACK when Patrick got an appointment. I didn't leave any mess for anyone - the worst I did was give someone a shock.
NO HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS TANTRUM
That is all.