So, I finalized my own funeral arrangements this week. It's kinda morbidly amusing because when I was a teenager I was heavily suicidal and I used to dream of my funeral sometimes. Not like a revenge fantasy thing, but like -

I used to dream of a glorified cardboard box being dropped into a hole and covered, in the dark and sometimes the rain, ( Read more... )

I finally finished watching Surviving R. Kelly and just...it would be so amazing if he gets his comeuppance before I kick it. Like...I've been disgusted with him since his marriage to Aaliyah. And then I moved to Chicago and realized how much time he had spent with high school girls and was further disgusted.  Then came that fucking RAPE tape - let ( Read more... )

I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and I swear to the norns if they tell me I still can't eat steak, I swear I will revolt. I'm dying, assholes, at least let me have my steak!!