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[kylehasstyle]

[Kyle is wandering through the corridors.] Hello? Is anyone here? Cartman, if this is another of your sick jokes, I'm going to kick your ass so hard it'll swell up three sizes!

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[stopidspoildhor]

Speaking of asses..

Is this another little Broflovski~?

[kylehasstyle]

Are you Bebe's cousin or something? How do you know who I am?

[stopidspoildhor]

Nope!

[She crouches down a little to his height, smiling widely at him] Of course I know you, I'd know that ass anywhere. I'm still Bebe. Just.. not your Bebe.

Though, I happen to know your Bebe is pretty awesome.

[kylehasstyle]

..Right. [Kyle shuffles back slightly, holding his hands out placatingly.] This is really fucking weird. And no Bebe is my Bebe. Or are we going out again and I haven't been told?

[redheadjew]

This..is really odd.

[kylehasstyle]

Oh, no. If you're some guy hired to pretend to be a future version of me, please, just piss off now.

[redheadjew]

Not likely. This is going to be difficult to explain but we're in this...[Pauses for a moment then sighs.] ,okay I don't know where we are. But apparently this place connects different universes of..well us.

[kylehasstyle]

That's fucking weird. As is talking to myself. No offence. [Kyle suddenly looks hopeful.] Has anyone my age come in?

[moishka]

Kyle?

[kylehasstyle]

Ike! You're here too?[Kyle tries to figure out if this is his Ike, an alternate Ike, an alien Ike, or whatever.]

[moishka]

Yeah! Wow, we're the same age. That's cool.

[kylehasstyle]

Uh. I'd say that's weird, but okay. Have you been here long?

[stan_o]

Whoa, it's a mini-Kyle!

[kylehasstyle]

Stan! Dude! Er. You enjoying being old?

[stan_o]

I'm not old! I'm seventeen, Kyle.

God, I have this urge to pick you up. You were so cute as a kid.

[kylehasstyle]

Yeah, and I'm nine. You're old to me.

What do you mean, as a kid? You better not be suggesting I got butt ugly when I got older. [Kyle smiles, plainly joking.]

[clydexdonovan]

Please don't make Cartman's ass any bigger than it already was. Is. Whatever. This is weird.

[kylehasstyle]

Are you talking about this Cartman or my Cartman? This place is giving me a headache.