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[kylehasstyle]

[Kyle is wandering through the corridors.] Hello? Is anyone here? Cartman, if this is another of your sick jokes, I'm going to kick your ass so hard it'll swell up three sizes!

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[moishka]

Kyle?

[kylehasstyle]

Ike! You're here too?[Kyle tries to figure out if this is his Ike, an alternate Ike, an alien Ike, or whatever.]

[moishka]

Yeah! Wow, we're the same age. That's cool.

[kylehasstyle]

Uh. I'd say that's weird, but okay. Have you been here long?

[moishka]

Few weeks. That other Kyle is my brother.

[kylehasstyle]

[Kyle bites back the question 'Is he looking after you?' because the thought of him, Kyle, asking Ike if he, Kyle (albeit an older version) was looking after him just made his brain hurt.] That's...nice. So how's your life going?

[moishka]

Oh, pretty well. I'm going into the 8th grade soon. Mom is still an overbearing bitch to you. Dad is still passive, but you two have gotten closer.

[kylehasstyle]

Sounds great. I look forward to it. Mom started any more wars lately?

[moishka]

No, thank Abraham. She fucking ruined your life, though, dude. She called all of the parents around South Park and told them you were fuckin' Eric. You ran away for like, a week.

[kylehasstyle]

[Kyle lets out a strangled scream.] She did what?! Did anyone actually care?

[moishka]

Not really, no.

[kylehasstyle]

Oh. Still. I can't wait to get older.

Maybe I'll go find Goth Stan and join him in writing terrible poetry.

[moishka]

Oh god, Kyle, if you do that, I will never let you live it down.

[kylehasstyle]

It looks like my future will involve fucking someone who, in my time, does all he can to make my life miserable, causing my mom to hate me and humiliate me in front of the whole town. I think I'm entitled to a crappy poem or two!

[moishka]

Kyle?

Let me tell you something.

Cartman gets his. And he gets it in the worst way possible.

[kylehasstyle]

I don't know that! I'm literally living in the past! And as fucked up as it is, I think it sounds better than the future!