[Kyle is wandering through the corridors.] Hello? Is anyone here? Cartman, if this is another of your sick jokes, I'm going to kick your ass so hard it'll swell up three sizes!
[She crouches down a little to his height, smiling widely at him] Of course I know you, I'd know that ass anywhere. I'm still Bebe. Just.. not your Bebe.
Though, I happen to know your Bebe is pretty awesome.
..Right. [Kyle shuffles back slightly, holding his hands out placatingly.] This is really fucking weird. And no Bebe is my Bebe. Or are we going out again and I haven't been told?
And I kinda meant your Bebe, as in.. the Bebe you're used to. Not like, your Bebe. But that isn't very nice, you know. She really liked you.. likes you.. whatever.
Uhm. A little while, I guess? It's been at least a week or so. I can't get my cell phone to get the date right, so I'm not positive, but I know it's been a while. So I guess I'm sort of better adjusted. And Clyde got me some awesome stuff for my room, so that helps distract me~?
Oh, that? That was different. Besides, it was compromised.. and those shoes were super cute.. You wouldn't understand, it's a girl thing. She doesn't really think you're the ugliest boy in class, I promise! That was Cartman.
Which I guess I should see as ironic now, but let's just not go there.
Well, now you know! And.. well, I dunno. None of us have ever been here before, but we all have rooms, so I guess whoever brought us here is planning for us to be staying a while..
Did they let me.. err, her, out of juvie yet? Worst two months ever. Truly. I'm not surprised you learned from it. You usually do.
Uhm, well. I see that the boys have told you a bit about some of the.. going-on in future life. But I see that Cartman hasn't mentioned everything. You should ask him about it, actually, I don't wanna say it. It's embarrassing, sort of.. okay, maybe not embarrassing, but like.. gah, I dunno. Just ask Cartman about us.
Uhhh. Well, you already know all of the weird relationships going on.. other than that, town really hasn't changed much. Same old stuff as always. Not that it matters, since we aren't in town, but you know. It's not as horrific as it all sounds, I promise, you'll live. And nobody has gone missing yet. A couple people have gone to prison, but no missing persons. They found those bodies.
Is this another little Broflovski~?
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[She crouches down a little to his height, smiling widely at him] Of course I know you, I'd know that ass anywhere. I'm still Bebe. Just.. not your Bebe.
Though, I happen to know your Bebe is pretty awesome.
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And I kinda meant your Bebe, as in.. the Bebe you're used to. Not like, your Bebe. But that isn't very nice, you know. She really liked you.. likes you.. whatever.
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That's a relief. As she recently put me at the bottom of the list of cutest guys, I'd guess she's not so fond of me right now.
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Oh, that? That was different. Besides, it was compromised.. and those shoes were super cute.. You wouldn't understand, it's a girl thing. She doesn't really think you're the ugliest boy in class, I promise! That was Cartman.
Which I guess I should see as ironic now, but let's just not go there.
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Okay, Bebe. I really don't mind.
Why do people tell me not to ask certain things? It only makes me want to know.
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Well, it's in the past, right? Well, for me, anyway. Probably not so much as you. I'm sorry you ended up spending all of that time with the Ugly Kids.
Uhm. Well, I guess I could tell you, but you have to promise not to like, freak out?
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It was only a few months ago. Not really the past yet. But I learned a lot from it.
Okay, I promise.
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Did they let me.. err, her, out of juvie yet? Worst two months ever. Truly. I'm not surprised you learned from it. You usually do.
Uhm, well. I see that the boys have told you a bit about some of the.. going-on in future life. But I see that Cartman hasn't mentioned everything. You should ask him about it, actually, I don't wanna say it. It's embarrassing, sort of.. okay, maybe not embarrassing, but like.. gah, I dunno. Just ask Cartman about us.
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Yeah, you're out.
Okaaaaay. Will do.
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Awesome possum. ♥
He'll be glad to explain, I'm sure..
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......Bodies?
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... Yeahhhhhhh. About that. You probably don't want to know.
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Yes, yes I do want know.
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