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[kylehasstyle]

[Kyle is wandering through the corridors.] Hello? Is anyone here? Cartman, if this is another of your sick jokes, I'm going to kick your ass so hard it'll swell up three sizes!

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[redheadjew]

This..is really odd.

[kylehasstyle]

Oh, no. If you're some guy hired to pretend to be a future version of me, please, just piss off now.

[redheadjew]

Not likely. This is going to be difficult to explain but we're in this...[Pauses for a moment then sighs.] ,okay I don't know where we are. But apparently this place connects different universes of..well us.

[kylehasstyle]

That's fucking weird. As is talking to myself. No offence. [Kyle suddenly looks hopeful.] Has anyone my age come in?

[redheadjew]

None taken. And there's a Kenny around your age. There's also a goth Stan.

[kylehasstyle]

[Kyle visibly brightens momentarily.] Really? Wait - Goth Stan? He still hasn't cheered up yet?

And what's it like being older?

[redheadjew]

Nope. [Smirks a bit.] But I'm sure if you find his little corner, you'll find him laying there waiting for death. At least, that's what he told me.

Older? Not too much different. I'm only sixteen so--still can't do most of the adult things. But life gets more complicated.

[kylehasstyle]

Oh, Jesus, where is it? I'd better go see if I can drag him out of it.

More complicated than curing AIDS and being accused of causing 9/11? How?!

[redheadjew]

Somewhere that way. [Points a path behind him.] I tried to cheer him up but...eh, didn't work out so well.

It's called love. It gives you one hell of a headache.

[kylehasstyle]

Goddammit. Did he say why he's depressed?

Love? How are we - I - you in love with?

[redheadjew]

Probably because he stepped on a nail or something. [Chuckles]

...It's a long story. Let's not get into it.

[kylehasstyle]

Dude, I only asked for a name. That's not a story; that's a sentence.

((Also, that is a sweet ushanka!))

[redheadjew]

[Smirks a bit.] Want a list?

[ Yeah! Too bad it's not the real me but still, that person was an awesome Kyle cosplayer]

[kylehasstyle]

Uhh... Sure?

((Uh huh! I've not seen any SP cosplay before.))

[redheadjew]

Well, I dated Stan and Cartman at the same time. But I broke up with them both and now I'm just dating Cartman.

[They're out there. Just..hard to find.]

[kylehasstyle]

[Kyle stares up at himself with a perfect balance of horror and disgust.] CARTMAN? Cartman? You cheated on Stan, our best friend, with Cartman?

So, what drugs are you on?