For some reason, LJ cut isn't working for me at present. I have no idea why.
I'll try to fix it as soon as I can, but nothing I can think of works. I am very sorry.
Disclaimers and Warnings from the previous part apply.
Enjoy...
Edit: Problem fixed

( Where the Twilight parallels become ridiculous... )

Thankfully, things do pick back up again in this Chapter. I find that despite the Stuthor's apparent love of writing repetitive action scenes, the most sporkable parts of his story is actually the description. The idiotic prose with which he describes things never fails to make me giggle like a demented thirteen-year-old.
However, the downside is, ( Read more... )

Here's the second part, and unfortunately, also the part where the stupidity and boringness truly sets in.
Again, I apologise for the subpar Sporking.
Constructive Criticism is welcome~

( Where humour dies... )

Sorry, still no Rebecca Sherwood.
My friend is working on the next chapter, but she's a bit busy, so it's taking sometime.
And I apologise that this sporking isn't as funny as it should be either. The first chapter was unintentionally funny, the second was infuriating, but this one was just dull.
Nothing happens, nothing is learned, it's just one long ( Read more... )

Here's the second part.
I'm a lot calmer in this part, so I don't think there'll be anymore ranting in VERY LARGE FONT, but the incestuous subtext does get turned up...because that's my way of dealing with pain.
Otherwise, the disclaimer and warnings for the former part still apply.
Enjoy!

( Where the Stus reach new levels of depravity... )

Unfortunately, this Chapter wasn't nearly as lulzy as the last one. In fact, I was pretty much frothing at the mouth near the end of it...
My internet has been down yesterday, so I did a lot of sporking since I could fool around TV Tropes. I'm using the school internet now. I hope it gets back up soon, because I'm going through a bit of Trope ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, there are no Rebecca Sherwood sporkings today...My friend is working on Chapter Four and she is taking some time because it she's busy and sporking that things is just plain painful.
Meanwhile, however, I have been looking around for other fics to spork, and came upon this One Piece fic. I'm already doing a Mary Sue, so I thought sporking ( Read more... )