The curses aren't following their usual patterns.  Does anyone else find that vaguely worrisome?  Between that irregularity and the recent mass exodus, I can only imagine that something unpleasant is around the corner.

Speaking of unpleasant, has anyone else found his or herself cursed with the company of a deceased relative?  It's all well and ( Read more... )

As much as I've appreciated your hospitality, Miss Mrs Sir Hellsing, I suppose I ought to find some sort of living space of my own.  I wouldn't want to intrude on your... ah, charming family's time together.

That being said, I certainly wouldn't mind intruding on someone else's Christmas celebrations!  I'm a terrible cook, you see, and somewhat ( Read more... )

Ah, yes.  This is one of those curses where everyone goes mad.  If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding until midnight in my laboratory.

Additionally, foul-tempered and unreasonable vampires with penchants for taunting friars and hunters need not reply to this.  We already know that you would like to murder us in slow, horrible ways; listening to you two ( Read more... )

I can’t reach the counter and I want a biscuit, and the man in the other room smells bad.  I want to read, too, but the only book here is a bible and something by Descartes.  I think Descartes is an idiot and God’s an idiot too, and He should listen to modern scientists.

Where’s Gran?  I’m bored and I’m hungry, and I want my

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That--

Erm. The way out appears to involve yelling at your partner. Van Helsing is still there with Dracula, and certain hunters gave up their fighting prowess for the sake of rescue. I'm not sure how helpful praying for them will be at this juncture, as one of them is a vampire, but there's always hope ( Read more... )

Van Helsing!  Where are you?!

You know how little I appreciate cryptic notes!  "Out, be back soon, don't worry" is hardly informative, and you know perfectly well that I'll worry, especially with all of this murderous angel busine--

You went after him, didn't you?  Why am I even asking?  Assuming you have (which I will, since you're you), you won't ( Read more... )

Vampires, everywhere!

I don't like it here.  If she doesn't eat me and he forgets I'm about, I'm sure something else will pick me off in due time.

I almost miss Transylvania. 

Erm... I seem to have misplaced my laboratory, and the entire Vatican along with it. Unless I'm very much mistaken--and I seldom am--this isn't anywhere I've read of, and it's most certainly not anywhere I plan on staying.

The bulk of the natives look decidedly unfriendly, although one was kind enough to direct me towards this machine. It seems to ( Read more... )