Emma is back home
RPA: Emma, let me know when you get your software. It should have arrived by now and we don't pay them until we confirm we received it.
Emma: Kalki told me the same thing. I'll make an effort to show up at the office and pick it up tomorrow.
RPA: That's so good of you.
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Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Kalki: That ( Read more... )

Kalki: Good morning, lowly Emma.
Emma: Good morning, Kalki, Master of IT, and God of Purchasing.
Kalki: I will order you one copy of the software you require.
Emma: But what if Six needs one?
Kalki: If Six requires an equivalent upgrade, I shall attend to her in the fullness of time.
RPCW: (Sounding like a Polish Richardo Montalbon) Time is luxury ( Read more... )

Emma: I need new software. How can I get some?
RPA: Oh, you'll need to talk to Kalki, Master of IT and God of Purchasing.
Emma: I need new software. How can I get some?
Kalki: I am Kalki. Master of IT and God of Purchasing. How can I help you, Emma, lowly peon?
Emma: I need some software.
Kalki: How much software do you need, lowly Emma?
Emma: ( Read more... )