Kalki: Master of IT and God of Purchasing: Part IV
Emma is back home
RPA: Emma, let me know when you get your software. It should have arrived by now and we don't pay them until we confirm we received it.
Emma: Kalki told me the same thing. I'll make an effort to show up at the office and pick it up tomorrow.
RPA: That's so good of you.
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Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Kalki: That is indeed strange, lowly Emma, for I have confirmation from the humble receptionist that my software package had indeed been received and authorized.
Emma: Oh, she's holding it? Why didn't she just put in my mail slot.
Kalki: it is not for us, lowly Emma, to ponder the humble mysteries of the universal condition.
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Receptionist: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Emma: You mailed my software to Kalki: The Master of IT and God of Purchasing!
Receptionist: Of course. He ordered it. His name is on the box.
Emma: ...but he had it sent here. If he wanted it, he could have shipped it to his own office!
Receptionist: I thought he made a mistake.
Emma: ...and now you're questioning the infallibility of Kalki: The Master of IT and God of Purchasing! I don't even know you anymore!
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RPA ...and that's exactly what happened, Emma. They say it should be here, but I can't find it anywhere!
Emma: Well, good news then, we know exactly where it is. Kalki has it.
RPA: ...but, how did...?
Emma: I'm learning it's best not to ask questions.
RPA: Yeah, you learn that fast around here.
RPA: Emma, let me know when you get your software. It should have arrived by now and we don't pay them until we confirm we received it.
Emma: Kalki told me the same thing. I'll make an effort to show up at the office and pick it up tomorrow.
RPA: That's so good of you.
...
Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Kalki: That is indeed strange, lowly Emma, for I have confirmation from the humble receptionist that my software package had indeed been received and authorized.
Emma: Oh, she's holding it? Why didn't she just put in my mail slot.
Kalki: it is not for us, lowly Emma, to ponder the humble mysteries of the universal condition.
..
Receptionist: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Emma: You mailed my software to Kalki: The Master of IT and God of Purchasing!
Receptionist: Of course. He ordered it. His name is on the box.
Emma: ...but he had it sent here. If he wanted it, he could have shipped it to his own office!
Receptionist: I thought he made a mistake.
Emma: ...and now you're questioning the infallibility of Kalki: The Master of IT and God of Purchasing! I don't even know you anymore!
...
RPA ...and that's exactly what happened, Emma. They say it should be here, but I can't find it anywhere!
Emma: Well, good news then, we know exactly where it is. Kalki has it.
RPA: ...but, how did...?
Emma: I'm learning it's best not to ask questions.
RPA: Yeah, you learn that fast around here.