I have no clue because I'm not in Disney fandom nor could I ever really get into OUAT, but...is Maleficent/Jafar a thing now?

*swallows*

OKAY

I would say we need a live-action of him as well but that was done in 1940 and the gentleman is no longer available *sigh*

Also, I compared a couple of bits of Aladdin with ToB and help.

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THEY DID THE CONNIE TONGUE THING WITH JAFAR. I AM GOING TO NUKE DISNEY HQ RIGHT NOW ( Read more... )

OH YEAH. I just remembered, thanks to just having had a wank, a really fucking terrifying sexual... half-dream; I don't even know if you could call it a fantasy, maybe something I had when I was tripping on a sleeping pill when I was around 13 or so. AND YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING GUESS WHAT WAS IN IT ( Read more... )

Oh god, I'm going to lose so many followers for posting Aladdin porn I found on my fannish Tumblr instead of my porn one but I HAVE NO REGRETS. These were the best and as you can see, they basically feature my ship anyway; just in different regenerations. AND THERE IS BONDAGE AND ANAL WITH EVIL VIZIERCOCKS UP PRINCESSBUMS AND SHUDDUP ( Read more... )

So I just discovered the glory that is Asshole Disney and then it had this and I don't care if I crosspost it here because of reasons:


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