...she asks me if I have a gun.
No, seriously, I'm at lunch with my grandparents and she asks me if I have a gun.
Me: No. O_o
Her: Then what is your weapon?
Me: Weapon!? O_O *Thinks: What the fuck are you talking about!?!*
Her: Do you carry mace or what? You know, when you're out after dark? You work late and you have to park behind your apartment
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