This is the best game ever.

Here is a link to all of the Twilight books.

You have to pick a chapter, scroll down randomly and pick out a paragraph. Then you have to find everything that's wrong with it - all the clichés, the bad writing, comma rape (thanks Dekaff), the over-amorous zeal with which the author wields her thesaurus, over-use of the word ( Read more... )

I've just found a way to make huge amounts of money while furthering the realm of philosophical wisdom and enlightening thousands, nay, millions of people.

Read this and tell me it isn't brilliant, soul-searching and fucking vague:

As for this is there a substantial life? Is that exactly the imagination? In order to escape from actuality it is caught ( Read more... )

Um... interesting question. I don't usually answer these things, but...

First, I would paint the sky black to make it look like night. Plants wouldn't be able to photosynthesise and all the animals would be disoriented. Then I'd tilt gravity so that everything was pulled sideways and reverse the tides to confuse surfers and marine animals.
I'd ( Read more... )

I want feedback on whether this was a good idea or not. I don't generally do online journals, but this could be a good way to keep in touch with people. Even though we don't see each other every day, we can still tell each other important things, but what about the small, insignificant things? That's what this is for. I'll download my brain into it ( Read more... )