This is the best game ever.

Here is a link to all of the Twilight books.

You have to pick a chapter, scroll down randomly and pick out a paragraph. Then you have to find everything that's wrong with it - all the clichés, the bad writing, comma rape (thanks Dekaff), the over-amorous zeal with which the author wields her thesaurus, over-use of the word ( Read more... )

From what I've tasted of desire, I'll hold with those who favour fire, but if I had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate to say that for destruction ice is just as great and will suffice.

I'm well literary, me.

But seriously, I think the human race will do OK. If we can't get out before the sun explodes, we'll be in trouble, but if we find ( Read more... )

Wow, why isn't Writer's Block like this more often?

I'd usually recommend something full of fantasy and plot and suchlike, something at the start of a series that would guarantee reading material for months, something like Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett, but the timing is right for this one...

You have 13 days to read Neil Gaiman's Coraline ( Read more... )

I am doing a dance of barely contained glee.

Reepicheep is going to be voiced by Eddie Izzard in Prince Caspian.

This is me right now: (Disclaimer: me no draw)


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