Epiphany
I've just found a way to make huge amounts of money while furthering the realm of philosophical wisdom and enlightening thousands, nay, millions of people.
Read this and tell me it isn't brilliant, soul-searching and fucking vague:
As for this is there a substantial life? Is that exactly the imagination? In order to escape from actuality it is caught in the landslide. Open the eye, inspect in the nul, and see. I am the exactly poor boy, I do not need resonance, but easy you coming to me, easy it goes a little lower, it is a little high, shock of the wind, what really is important anywhere.
That, my friends, is the opening lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody put through a translator into Japanese and back into English again. Now imagine what I could do with a little Shakespeare, a little E.E. Cummings, a little Poe and a dash of Freddy Mercury.
I COULD START MY OWN RELIGION!
(even better - when it goes through French, it sounds romantic. This is English to Japanese to English to Chinese to English to French to English:)
With the massive lives about this? Is it correctly that an imagination? To escape to him to seize with the crumbling of the fact. Open the eye, examines it in no one, and sees. I am correctly poor boy, I do not need the cord sympathetic nerve, but am easy to move you towards my, is easy he to go to be lower, he small high, vibration of wind, something really important in any place.
Obviously it needs some grammatical tidying, but this is pure fucking gold, people!
Read this and tell me it isn't brilliant, soul-searching and fucking vague:
As for this is there a substantial life? Is that exactly the imagination? In order to escape from actuality it is caught in the landslide. Open the eye, inspect in the nul, and see. I am the exactly poor boy, I do not need resonance, but easy you coming to me, easy it goes a little lower, it is a little high, shock of the wind, what really is important anywhere.
That, my friends, is the opening lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody put through a translator into Japanese and back into English again. Now imagine what I could do with a little Shakespeare, a little E.E. Cummings, a little Poe and a dash of Freddy Mercury.
I COULD START MY OWN RELIGION!
(even better - when it goes through French, it sounds romantic. This is English to Japanese to English to Chinese to English to French to English:)
With the massive lives about this? Is it correctly that an imagination? To escape to him to seize with the crumbling of the fact. Open the eye, examines it in no one, and sees. I am correctly poor boy, I do not need the cord sympathetic nerve, but am easy to move you towards my, is easy he to go to be lower, he small high, vibration of wind, something really important in any place.
Obviously it needs some grammatical tidying, but this is pure fucking gold, people!