lol what the fuck happened.
Characters: GENDERBENT!Goose, non-genderbent Surge
What: Genderbending is the worst thing to wake up to ever. Unless you're the one who isn't. :|
Where: Theiiiiir apartment, obviously.
When: GENDERBENDER DAY, January 15th, very early morning.
Rating: PG-13 - R, especially now that Goose has ... boobs. :V;;
( I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LADYYYY. )
What: Genderbending is the worst thing to wake up to ever. Unless you're the one who isn't. :|
Where: Theiiiiir apartment, obviously.
When: GENDERBENDER DAY, January 15th, very early morning.
Rating: PG-13 - R, especially now that Goose has ... boobs. :V;;
( I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LADYYYY. )
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She gauged her boyfriend's reaction to her change, and then finally decided to throw herself onto the bed with him and fling her arm over her eyes. "I don't know WHAT HAPPENED! I woke up 'n the first thing I notice's that I have fat on m' chest the size o' televisions!" Okay, that was WAY an overexaggeration, but it still somewhat got her point across... right? What mattered right now was that SHE HAD BREASTS. She was a HE that had turned into a SHE when SHE is supposed to be a HE!
... this wasn't right.
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Geez, how long had it been seen he'd seen some of those, anyway? Way too long, if you asked him. It had to be at least before he met Goose. Maybe even before he came to SumaBura? Well either way, it had been a while. And this sudden change in his boyfriend... girlfriend... whatever had caused some questions to arise.
As Goose flopped onto the bed, Surge's first thought was to check if the breasts were real. He quickly kicked that idea under the proverbial bed. So instead he lamely replied, "You... uh... Look cute in pigtails?"
Oh yeah, that was definitely helping the situation. Way to go, Surge. Way to go.
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... yeeeeah, that was a bad idea. She kept forgetting that she had breasts now!
Sitting up, she got up next to him and stared down at... THEM horrifically. This was seriously the freakiest thing in the world. How did she go to sleep as a man, and then wake up... as a WOMAN?
"... this ain't right," She muttered, folding her arms over her chest... well... below the breasts, at least. She didn't want to hurt them AGAIN! They were already... err... sore enough. "And I don't understand how women can like these... things. Them things're hurtin' like bitches!"
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He shrugged, "I guess I could. Actually, we could probably do that right now, if you wanted. If this really is affecting most of the people at school, then I highly doubt classes are still bein' held. I doubt anyone is goin' to say anything if you skip one class."
That was when Surge got the wonderful image of going shopping with the now female Goose. So many cute, girly things he could buy for her. Maybe if he was extra helpful, she'd wear that special dress.
Screw being the worst day ever. This was now officially the best day ever.
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... well, shit. That was one thing she had forgotten. She let her eyes widen a little, glancing at the door out... and outside, little skrees and flaps of wings could be heard.
"... is Hettie even gonna RECOGNIZE me? Or Sharky?" Well, that was another problem.
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He shrugged, "If she doesn't, then I guess I'll take care of her until you're back to normal. Or something." That was assuming Goose would turn back to normal after this. Surge liked to be optimistic, but there was no concrete information that said this change wasn't permanent.
But he wouldn't tell the pilot that. Goose would just freak out even more, and the lieutenant did NOT want to deal with something akin to PMS rage. They'd just cross that bridge when they got there.
"Breakfast sounds good, though," he replied. It was also a good excuse to take their minds off this insanity.
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Only to see a very puffy, very CONFUSED Hester sitting outside of the door. '... Skree?'
Immediately, the pet got up onto her feet and starting circling the strange woman... and quickly made use of her beak to bite onto her ankle, but before she could put pressure-... wait... that ankle felt familiar!
She then squeaked and began to try to hop up onto her leg with her front legs, wiggling her butt with excitement. Yeeeaaaah, she recognized her. "Phew... that was a close 'ne. Hey, Hettie!" She lifted the spiderbird up in her arms and carried her over to her food dish. She then tore the bag open and dumped a little bit of it into her bowl.
As she headed over to fill the water dish up, she motioned for Surge to hit the table. "So... whaddya' wanna eat?"
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... Well alright, so may Goose wasn't as much of a douche as Surge was, but still!
Entering the dressing room stall, he could barely contain a shiver of delight at the sight before him. Goose, in all her new feminine glory, was down to her skivvies in a fairly attractive pair of panties and bra. Surge silently thanked whoever it was that caused this gender switch to happen.
"L-looks good," was all he could mutter.
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"Ya' liiiittle bastard," She started, actually smirking a little up at him. She then lowered her tone down a little so they wouldn't be heard. "Is it just me, or would ya' like us to test this body o' mine when we get home?" Yeeeaaaaah, no doubt she'd get some sort of 'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF'-esque reaction from Surge over that.
Heading up to the cashier, she handed him all of the items and got the total price for all of them. She then reached for her purse, forked over the money, and retrieved her bags. Simple enough.
As they walked out, she handed ALL of the bags over to Surge. "Think ya' can hold this in the back for me? Ya'll get yer' reward when we get home~"
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Goose was completely right. That one little statement was enough to rattle Surge's cage and leave him speechless. He couldn't do more than stand there and gawk as the pilot paid for the clothes and then dumped the bags into his hands.
He followed without a word, not even registering the bags in his hands. This day just went from good to oh my god this is the best day of my life please never end.
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